Let's Dish About the Unlucky Fools Who Sought Immortality and Got Scammed [Historical Livestream]

[I'll come back to fix typos when I have time. I'll make sure they're fixed before I start the Three Kingdoms story at the latest. Love you.] ■ Check out my original Three Kingdoms-inspired upcoming novel, [Three Kingdoms] I Became a Lord for the Sake of Pulling Cards #A look at those poor souls throughout history who sought eternal life, only to be deceived# Sui Hansheng is a new video creator. Seeing a wave of history-themed videos sweep across Green Station, he couldn't resist joining in! Sui Hansheng, raising a megaphone: “Step right up, don't miss out! Today, we're taking a look at those poor souls throughout history who were tricked while seeking eternal life!” Person of the day number one, poor soul, First Emperor: ? Person of the day number two, poor soul, Emperor Wu: ? Person of the day number three, poor soul, Emperor Taizong: ? Mini-scene: [The First Emperor is known to later generations as the First Emperor Through the Ages.] Liu Zhuzhu, confidently: “Then I must be the Emperor of Ten Thousand Ages!” [You're the Piggy of Ten Thousand Ages!] Liu Che: ? Three emperors, three timelines. Everyone can watch the livestream at the same time. Reading notes: This story probably won't be very long. There are only three timelines. The whole novel will be under 200,000 characters. I'll try to keep the content serious and research-based, and correct any errors in the sources I find. I'll get on my knees and apologize immediately. But the writing style is silly, and the author is a silly person. That's one thing I can't fix〒▽〒 [Three Kingdoms] I Became a Lord for the Sake of Pulling Cards After transmigrating into the crowd of refugees at the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, Xun Liang couldn't even get enough to eat and nearly starved to death. That was the end of her. All she had was a broken card-drawing System. It could summon heroes from the card pool to fight alongside her, and once a summon succeeded, she could gain some of their skills. The card pool had all kinds of beauties, but when she looked up at their names... Xun Liang's vision went dark: [Genderbent Cao Cao] [Genderbent Lu Bu] [Genderbent Sun Ce] Making a living person appear out of thin air was already exhausting to explain. And if a card hero ran into their real-life counterpart... Xun Liang was very calm. To survive at the end of the Eastern Han dynasty and in the future Three Kingdoms era, Xun Liang needed this golden finger. But drawing cards required her to have a reputation. And whether they were famous scholars or strategists, none of them would serve a woman. Then she'd be a lord instead. She took the plunge! All the great talents of the realm will serve me! Check out my friend Zhouzhou's novel: Working Hard to Right History's Regrets Again Today by Jiang Yuzhou Blurb: Shang Jin transmigrated with a System. His task was to save the people throughout history whose tragic fates left everyone wishing things had gone differently. The first time he met Young Master Fusu of Qin, he stammered out a greeting. Fusu assumed he was so quiet because he'd been bullied for stuttering since childhood, and treated him with great care. Shang Jin was screaming inside. He really didn't stutter! Why didn't this lousy System provide language support? How hard could it be to learn a language from scratch? The first time he met Wei Qing and Huo Qubing, he tried to draw a longbow and failed. Wei Qing looked at this useless soldier and had Huo Qubing put him through brutal training whenever he had spare time. Shang Jin fell silent. Could he tell them that this time around, he was following the path of traditional Chinese medicine? How did the promised training turn into a campaign against the Xiongnu? He really was going to get lost! The first time he met Emperor Xuanzong of Tang... Emperor Xuanzong hadn't even been born yet? Was it still in time for him to support someone else ascending the throne? It didn't seem like there were any suitable members of the royal family. Shang Jin looked at Princess Taiping, who was still a little girl, and thought he'd found the right candidate... “May you live ten thousand years, may the pepper flowers be praised” was fine, but “I gaze upon the pines and tombs, and silently listen to the graves” was not. Wasn't his job to save people with tragic fates? He refused a bad ending! The first time he met... Theme: Trust in science and cherish the present!