You Can't Not Kiss the Zombies Who Fear Society!

[Third person in the text] The apocalypse broke out, and when I woke up, I turned into a zombie. Good news, I still have human consciousness. Bad news, my fellow zombies are salivating over my flesh QAQ. Through my careful analysis, I decided to seek shelter in the human safe zone. However, I once sat firmly on the throne of the first club of the research institute, and it seems that I have to talk when looking for help... In order to avoid sticking my toes out of the Milky Way, I, being extremely smart, decided to play the role of an innocent, cute, malnourished little human mute, so that I would never have to talk to anyone else again! Me: ~(￣▽￣~)~ After going through all kinds of hardships, finally—— Arrive at the human safe zone! With tears in my eyes, I open my arms and prepare for a better tomorrow. The most notorious human major general in the safe zone stopped in front of me, forcing me to go with him to save the world, and threatened me that if I didn't comply, he would never kiss me again. Who cares about kissing! But without kissing him, how could I take the opportunity to suck his blood to fill my stomach? Zombies will starve to death too! ! ! I grinded my teeth and decided to die together. With a red face, I pointed at him at the most crowded place and shouted: "He likes to sleep with his butt naked!" "Afraid of the dark!" "Cuddle the baby when you sleep!" "I love telling the mirror that I am the most handsome in the world every day!" "I like it..." The major general covered my mouth and looked at me fiercely: "Aren't you mute?!" You are mute, your whole family is mute! If you want to starve me to death, and if you want me, a zombie, to save the world, you are doomed! ! Get ready for revenge from vicious zombies! ! ! Attacking perspective: Once I begged my wife to join me in saving the world. She got angry and told all my secrets. Thank you, I don't have the shame anymore. The rough guy and the irritable major general attack vs. The fear of the salted fish with his own sand sculpture zombies 1v1he Reading guide: 1. Suffering from a hidden boss, you don't even know you are a boss 2. There is no superpower, but some people's physical fitness has become very strong and they can tear apart zombies with their bare hands. 3. If you can't stop suffering, sucking blood can fill your stomach. Everything is fine. 4. Since the author himself has no interesting points, he doesn't know what the interesting points of this article are (scratching his head) 5. Double c Intention: Cherish today's life and don't regret it after losing it