My Dad Is the First Emperor, and He Was Reborn

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My father is the First Emperor, and he's been reborn.

How do I know this so well, when I've transmigrated as Hu Hai?

Because one day, Father the First Emperor woke up, made Zhao Gao his blade, then scolded my eldest brother Fusu for being stupid and inflexible and sent him away to build the Great Wall.

And Father the First Emperor keeps giving me strange looks, sometimes gritting his teeth, sometimes looking inscrutable.

Before long, he even had the cook who made him steamed salted fish executed, and decreed that salted fish would never again be allowed in the Xianyang Palace!

What...

What else could it mean? (sobs)

According to the histories, after the First Emperor died, Zhao Gao, Li Si, and Hu Hai conspired to have Prince Fusu executed. They then buried the First Emperor's body in a pile of salted fish and transported it back to Xianyang. Finally, Hu Hai took the throne and destroyed his own family, burying alive, dismembering, or executing all of the First Emperor's children.

The Qin dynasty fell after just two generations.

And now the First Emperor knows everything.

What an epic-level hellish family drama!!!!!!

Hu Hai (musing): The only thing I can do now is bring out my golden finger, the "Infrastructure System"! I refuse to believe that the First Emperor, who longs for the Qin dynasty to last for ten thousand generations, wouldn't be tempted by unifying the world and having all nations come pay tribute!

Much later...

Little Hu Hai (curious): Father, why did you have someone dig a huge pit outside my palace/bring me five horses/a bottle of poison/a knife...?

Father the First Emperor (smiling): If you can't solve XX's problems, I'll bury you alive/dismember you/poison you...

Little Hu Hai (!!!): ...o(╥﹏╥)o

Someone, send a cartload of salted fish to Xianyang Palace!

What could be more "loving father, filial son" than this?

Also known as: #I'm Hu Hai# #After I Die I Can Go Home# #The First Emperor's Heir Selection Game# #My Father Won't Eat Salted Fish# #It's Getting Cold, Send the First Emperor a Cartload of Salted Fish!#

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