Host, Being Cutesy on Purpose Is Wrong: Yu-Gi-Oh! W/Bakurasu, a Super-Short Comedy

>> Pairing: Yami Bakura and Bakura. Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters fanfiction.

>> Naming convention: Yami Bakura is called Bakura. Yugi Bakura is called Ryou.

>> A sugary little short story. A lighthearted, snarky tone. Ryou is a spacey, faux-scheming type, and Bakura plays the babysitter. =w=~

>> ...Actually, this is a self-healing brainchild born after a certain brilliant short comic emotionally wrecked me. OTL. [Huh?]

>> The characters are wildly out of character. Come beat me up. OTL. [What?]

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