Hands on Hips! I Survived Another Day in the Apocalypse

My other ongoing novel, I, the Little Black Cat, Turn the Tables and Become Everyone's Favorite!, is next door. Here's the blurb. The zombies break out, and the apocalypse begins. Liang Ci drives a dagger through a zombie's head. "The zombies who want to bite me are lined up all the way to District 15. Cutting in line like this is really rude." He smoothly pulls out the dagger. He picks up the supplies on the ground, and a car drifts to a stop right in front of him. Wen Biesheng: "Get in." The car pulls away, with a horde of zombies chasing after them. Liang Ci looks at Wen Biesheng. They aren't friends. They're rivals in love. Now, in the middle of the apocalypse, they're searching together for Liang Ci's childhood friend, who is also Wen Biesheng's blind date: Su Su. * Rules for surviving the apocalypse: 1. Don't get bitten. (Resist the urge to shove that jerk into a horde of zombies.) 2. Don't play the saint. (Leave him behind when danger strikes and run.) 3. Stock up, stock up, stock up. (Steal his stuff and put it in your own backpack.) 4. Keep an eye on that jerk at all times. (This guy is... kind of good-looking.) 5. Haven't thought of anything else yet... -Liang Ci's diary * Rules for surviving the apocalypse: 1. Keep a certain someone safe. 2. Give him what he wants. 3. Make sure he has enough to eat. 4. Make him happy. -Wen Biesheng's diary My other ongoing novel, I, the Little Black Cat, Turn the Tables and Become Everyone's Favorite! Zhenzhu is a little black cat whom everyone hates. Humans think it's bad luck, but the cat proudly raises its round little head. These two-legged idiots have no taste. Its fur is so shiny and black. It's beautiful! With its own skills, Zhenzhu becomes a legend among strays: the King of the Night. Today, it receives a mission: sneak into the palace, capture the evil king, and make him revoke the order to catch stray cats! That night, it runs into the young king. Zhenzhu shows its sharp claws and lets out what it thinks is a menacing growl, staring at him with wide, round eyes. Tremble, two-legged creature! Crewewell Sien looks at the little black cat standing up and foolishly pawing at the air as if performing a ritual. Without a word, he scoops it up and walks away. Zhenzhu: "Meow!" Who said you could pick me up? * Zhenzhu angrily meows threats at the king. Everyone: That meow is so sweet! I'm in love! Zhenzhu shows its little claws, ready to scratch someone! Everyone: Wow, it can make flowers with its paws! Too cute! Zhenzhu wraps its little paws around the evil king's neck to stop him from going out and doing bad things! Everyone: Wow! It's so good at that! Kitty, hug me! The palace residents, all completely won over, look enviously at the king, who's enjoying himself. Why can't the little black cat belong to them, too? Lately, Zhenzhu has found something strange. These two-legged creatures always use high-pitched voices when talking to it, and keep smiling. It's scary for a cat. The little cat doesn't understand. The little cat is just trying to do its job. * Crewewell Sien seized the throne with an iron fist. No one dares challenge him, the Mad King. Then, in his dull life, a little black cat shows up with a lot of nerve. It wrecks his home, scratches him, steals his bed, and more. But he just can't bring himself to punish a little cat. One morning, he looks down at the black-haired boy in his arms, with cat ears and golden eyes, and hears the familiar word from his mouth: "Meow~" Crewewell smiles. Now he can give him a proper punishment~ Reader's note: The kitten on the cover is Zhenzhu before, and beside it is Zhenzhu after being taken in by the king. Theme: Don't let hardship defeat you, stay calm in the face of danger, and hold on to who you are when faced with temptation.