["The retired captain went crazy after wearing a baby costume and went crazy" has been completed! Click to watch the irritable e-sports brother grooming the army of naughty children. There is a story about marriage first, love later, don't miss it!
[In the serial "The Demon King Dressed as a Succubus", the tyrant tried hard to hide the succubus's tail, but was eaten clean by his old enemy angel]
[The column also has pre-collections of "The Bionic Human Zai Zai Went Through the Baby's Complex and Becomes a Dome" and the rock band's article "Ephemera", please collect it ovo]
Copywriting of this article:
On a certain live broadcast platform, a faceless anchor suddenly emerged, and his beautiful hands left a deep impression on the audience.
Unlike other historical anchors, Qi Heng mainly talks about wild things, not the truth.
What no one knows is that this live broadcast room is bound to the ancient and modern live broadcast systems, and every word and deed is seen by emperors and generals from all dynasties and generations.
At first, they thought it was a miracle from heaven——
King You of Zhou gave a large reward: I don't have the beacon fire to trick the princes! Even though I am bad, you can't spread rumors that I am bad!
Qin Shihuang tossed coins crazily: Why did the second generation die? You are spreading rumors! Why is Lu Buwei my father? Don't be too ridiculous!
Li Si sent out skyscrapers with one click: Your understanding of burning books and humiliating Confucians may be a little different.
Liu Bang tried to bribe him with gifts: No, why do you say I am a scoundrel?
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was so angry that he pounded the table: Who wrote "The Story of Han Wu" and why do they call me Liu Xiaozhu!
Li Shimin beat his chest and stamped his feet: Who is Sima Guang! Why are you spreading rumors that I knelt down to suck my father's breasts? !
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After the emperors, generals and ministers exchanged gifts one after another, they discovered that Qi Heng was actually the anchor of the rumor refuting area. He only talked about unofficial history to restore the historical truth and let more people understand the origins behind it.
Emperors and generals: If I didn't tell you earlier, could I still get my money back? QAQ
Later, Qi Heng finally showed up for the live broadcast, and there was another person beside him. He was gentle and polite, but he always held tightly the beautiful hand of the black-haired young man.
He introduced the newcomer to the audience: "My top brother is a history student."
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1. Parallel time and space, different time and space do not affect each other, easy to follow, no research, OOC warning (! Highlight the pot lid!)
1. Parallel time and space, different time and space do not affect each other, easy to follow, no research, OOC warning (! Highlight the pot lid!)
1. Parallel time and space, different time and space do not affect each other, easy to follow, no research, OOC warning (! Highlight the pot lid!)
2. Friendly communication, happy reading, please don't mention other articles under my article, and others should not mention me qvq
3. There is a modern chapter, pure love for CP, the biggest brother on the list is Gong, the main scenes are in the extras
4. Short essay, 20w, planned dynasties: Qin, Han, Tang
5. I like to revise articles, and sometimes I revise them repeatedly. If there is a lot of content, I will update it in the title.
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"Retired captain went crazy after wearing a child's uniform [E-Sports]" Copywriting:
Leng Zhi is the most popular rising star in e-sports, a superb support and conductor. However, the night before he was about to win the championship trophy, he missed out on the championship due to a finger injury and retired amid boos.
The day after he retired, he woke up and was reborn as a wealthy stepfather who was married by agreement and was about to take his stepson to a child care center.
Leng Zhi:?
He stood up in a hurry, ready to kick his cheap son, divorce his husband, and then return to his favorite championship.
Leng Zhi opened the marriage agreement document and prepared to draft a divorce agreement.
Scroll down, liquidated damages, 30 million?
Great, isn't it just taking care of the baby? I'll do it!
You, Leng Shen, were able to win over the four idiot sons of the battle team back then, but now you can't cure a few of them?
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No one is optimistic about the political marriage between the Leng family and the Jiang family. It is said that the Leng family has surpassed the Jiang family, not to mention that the Jiang family also brought a small oil bottle.
This time, the combination of Wa Zong, Leng Zhi and Step-Zi is the pure control group. The program team wants to use their appearance to create a match made in heaven for another group.
Result——
Passing by an ice cream shop, a group of children were clamoring for ice cream, and some were lying on the ground. Other parents were either tough or gentle.
Leng Zhi calmly took out his cell phone, took a photo, then sat on the bench and quietly watched the cubs perform.
A minute later, a group of little dumplings got up obediently.
A group of naughty children were crying and clamoring to play games on their mobile phones. Other celebrity parents comforted them and promised other delicious food and fun.
Leng Zhi glanced sideways at their mobile phones. Seeing that the children were about to lose the game, he directly grabbed them and took over the game, killing the whole audience.
He also wanted to mend his knives: "You are so bad at playing, why don't your teammates scold you?"
Several cubs were stunned, silently put down their mobile phones, and looked at each other——
Then they all hugged Leng Zhi's thigh: "Uncle Leng! Teach us how to play games!"
Former e-sports genius Leng Zhi: "...?"
After the show was aired, the stepfather-stepson duo became an immediate hit, and the audience said they enjoyed it.
"Brother Leng's operation is so amazing, Zaizai is stunned!"
"This is how you should treat naughty children!"
"Hahaha, the two sides are torturing each other, and society has forced you, Brother Leng, to become the king of children!"
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The media began to track Leng Zhi's personal daily life and found that he did not accompany the eldest son of the Jiang family every night. He went into the rental house alone every night, and only had black circles under his eyes the next day.
Immediately, gossip spread that the wealthy marriage was in name only.
As a result, the next day, the media photographed Leng Zhi being stopped by a black extended-length Rolls-Royce as he came out of the rental house in the morning. He was pulled into the driver's seat by the waist, and their figures overlapped.
Jiang Yijing pressed the tip of her nose against the chest of the man in her arms, her voice low and tender:
"We have an e-sports room for you at home. Be good and go home."
"And our relationship... It's time to take care of it, right?"
Purpose: Use history as a mirror to enable introspection
Reader comments
It's 30 degrees in the summer, wearing a pullover and fleece sweatshirt, and a shirt underneath? The heroine is also so miserable. This is not a matter of aesthetics or not, it is a matter of indifference between hot and cold!
Hahahahaha
It's 30 degrees in the summer, wearing a pullover and fleece sweatshirt, and a shirt underneath? The heroine is also so miserable. This is not a matter of aesthetics or not, it is a matter of indifference between hot and cold! Hahahahaha