[There's an upcoming novel at the end of the blurb! Come take a look!]
Shen Fuxue, a famous Blue Star internet celebrity, only meant to take an afternoon nap, but accidentally transmigrated to an insect star system thousands of years in the future.
Here, Blue Star had long since vanished into history, and the insect race ruled the stars.
Unfortunately, Shen Fuxue transmigrated into the body of an arrogant, notorious male insect whose reputation was so foul it was legendary throughout male insect society.
Even worse, although he had a female spouse, his spouse had been out of contact for months and had stopped sending him money. Shen Fuxue had a castle and a few hundred star coins in his account, but he was so broke that just a few more takeout orders would force him to sell off his possessions.
Shen Fuxue: ...
Shen Fuxue rolls up his sleeves. The first thing to do after transmigrating to another world: return to his old profession! Start streaming!
And so the [Model Male Spouse] livestream goes live to great fanfare.
*
A new force has recently appeared in the insect livestreaming world.
On the stream, a curly-haired male insect with handsome features wears an apron and smiles apologetically. "I woke up late. It's five in the morning by star time. This weather is way too perfect for sleeping in."
"Now I'm going to make lunch for my female spouse. Let's keep it simple today and have some shrimp toast rolls, "
The female insects who stumble across the stream: Eyes bulging.jpg
Why is a noble male insect livestreaming?
And making food for a female insect?!
Don't they all just gnaw on raw ingredients? There's actually a male insect willing to lower himself to cook for a female insect?!
*
The [Model Male Spouse] livestream quickly takes the entire interstellar world by storm, shaking up both male and female insect society.
While the male insects are furious that this male insect has betrayed his class and debased himself, female insects are frantically searching for information about Shen Fuxue's never-before-seen spouse, trying to figure out Shen Fuxue's standards for a partner.
#TOP1 Streamer's Spouse, Who Is He?! Which Female Insect Got So Lucky?!
#Urgent! Is the Streamer Still Taking Female Attendants?!
#Does One Male Insect With Multiple Female Insects Suddenly Make Sense?
Colonel Fu Cheng has received several warning notices from the Male Insect Protection Association. But even with the risk of losing his military rank and ending up in an interstellar prison, he is determined to wear down this male insect's patience and force him to divorce him.
In his previous life, this male insect beat him until he was disabled, yet he foolishly continued to serve him loyally. In the end, he was abandoned like trash on a desolate planet, left to cling to life
In this life, he is determined to leave this cruel, violent, useless male insect.
If they can't part on good terms, then they'll both go down together.
But the next second: [Notice: 10,000,000.00 star coins have been deposited into your Star Card account]
[Garbage Male Spouse: If you don't have money, don't pretend you're fine. Just tell me.]
Fu Cheng: ...?
*
Shen Fuxue becomes the dream man of female insects across the stars. The matchmaking department receives tens of thousands of applications every day from those hoping to become Shen Fuxue's female attendants, and the system is overloaded to the point of collapse.
Just then, a post from one account sets the entire female insect community ablaze.
[Fu3081: Female insects, don't bother applying. My male spouse says he only loves me.]
The female insects: ??!!!!
Isn't this the colonel everyone says has an unhappy marriage and wants a divorce every day??
#SoTheUnhappyMarriageWasFakeAndHeJustWantsHisMaleSpouseAllToHimself
#TheWilyMilitaryFemaleInsectColonel
Upcoming novel: After the Cat Omega Mistakes Someone for Another Person
The cat demon Jian Ju is forced to accept a mission guidebook and sent to an interstellar ABO world.
But the guidebook isn't much of a guide. When he opens it, only eight words appear:
Find the protagonist and make trouble for him.
Jian Ju (removes his pained expression) (beaming): I used to be reluctant and just wanted to lie flat, but now I'm going to show you what it means to be a specialist.
*
The empire's marshal, Jiang Xueluan, has suffered from mental storms for years, until one day he intercepts an extinct Blue Star species, an orange cat, in a smuggling case involving endangered species.
Unlike the other animals locked in cages, which are wary and restless, this orange cat seems to decide at first sight that Jiang Xueluan is someone it can trust completely. It meows sweetly and even rolls around and begs for attention.
When the tiny orange cat squeezes desperately through the bars of its cage, hooks its paws into Jiang Xueluan's immaculate trouser leg, and climbs up, the mental storm that had been raging day and night suddenly stops.
The empire's marshal, who has always been a clean freak, freezes for a moment, then allows the dusty little creature to rub against his chin.
The mischievous cat Jian Ju, perched on his shoulder, is plotting up a storm.
So you're the protagonist?
You've taken a liking to me this quickly. I can tell you've got good taste.
I'll reluctantly appoint you a first-class cat servant under the Cat Kingdom's throne, then grant you a 24-hour troublemaking service!
*
After successfully moving into the marshal's home, Jian Ju lets his spoiled, troublesome nature run wild. During the day, he rolls around on the marshal's uniform, moonlighting as a robot vacuum. At night, he dances and parkours on the marshal's bed until three in the morning, never tiring of it.
Even when Jian Ju is being as annoying as possible, Jiang Xueluan still instructs the housekeeping robot to clean up without changing his expression. He reviews documents while rubbing the orange cat's paw pads, occasionally saying, "Little Ju is so well-behaved."
Jian Ju glances at his mission, which has made no progress: ?
Jian Ju (thinks it over) (suddenly understands) (shakes the mission guide): The protagonist's a masochist! This mission's kind of hard. I don't really want to do it anymore... unless you pay me more.
*
Having heard that Jiang Xueluan has always hated sweet, soft, easily toppled Omegas, Jian Ju transforms on the spot, practices "sweet Omega facial expressions" a hundred times in the mirror, then marches off, full of energy, to annoy him.
But sadly for the cat, before he can show off his skills, his pheromones go wild during his heat and he really does become an Omega who falls over at the slightest push... and ends up in an intimate encounter with Jiang Xueluan that neither of them can resist.
Even sadder for the cat, Jian Ju accidentally discovers that he may have picked the wrong target. There is more than one person who looks like the protagonist in the mission guidebook: Jiang Xueluan and his twin younger brother, Jiang Xueran.
And even, even sadder, after packing his little bag and setting out to find his next victim, Jiang Xueran
In an interview on a virtual screen, the marshal's eyes are bloodshot and his face is pale and haggard. "Little Ju, when are you coming back?"
Jiang Xueran, sitting on the sofa with Jian Ju as they watch the projection, turns his face, identical to the marshal's.
He gently rubs the back of Jian Ju's neck, his tone casual, but his gaze is obsessively possessive to the extreme. "Between him and me, who do you like more?"
Jian Ju: And so, I slowly closed my eyes.gif
Jian Ju (opens his eyes) (raises the mission guidebook expressionlessly): This one's a masochist too. Pay up, or I'm going on strike.
Reading guide:
1. The apparent twins are actually one gong split into fragments. The story is 1v1.
2. This story contains a surprising amount of melodrama, including but not limited to being locked up, regret-and-pursuit arcs, and a cross-dressing gong.
3. No childbirth in the main story, but it may appear in the extras.
4. An illogical, uninhibited work
Theme: Steadily create a beautiful world
So who is the male or female?
Hey, hey, hey, I really like Mr. Lop-eared Rabbit and Senior Fox! Grumpy Bunny, Bad Fox, hey hey hey
Damn it, Old Den wants to steal our children's bodies again.
Live broadcast to the Mother Goddess, luckily I didn't order it all directly
There are so few extras quq
The ending is so beautiful, I look forward to the next book
It's over… it's over. I was caught off guard and the QAQ happiness disappeared with a snap.
After hoarding it for a month, it tied up again =(
Passing by, marking territory (I mean) (peeing) (leaving on a high note)
It's not unlocked yet. QAQ