Hello, my name is Yi Yu. I'm Chinese, and I run a funeral home in Japan.
Everyone says the funeral business is wildly profitable, but honestly, my funeral home has been doing terribly. Every month, I can barely break even.
Then one day, business suddenly took off. One customer after another was sent to the crematorium.
Mihua, Japan, really is a strange place. Thanks to the people of Mihua, my business keeps growing.
In just six months, I've taken control of sixty percent of Japan's funeral homes and made a fortune.
The only thing is, the seasons here seem a little off. One day I'm wearing short sleeves, and the next I'm bundled up in a padded coat.
And some of the customers who get sent in secretly suddenly come back to life. That's terrifying!
Even Marx, my spiritual mentor, can't keep me calm!
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There's a mysterious funeral home in Mihua Town. The owner is a Chinese man with long silver hair.
The sign outside the funeral home reads:
