Tao Anchor, Only Kill but Not Cross

*A violent and cold-blooded person who only kills but does not save money, vs. A possessive and wet slut. 1 Sui Ruo is a notorious adventure broadcaster. He is the first person to be sprayed with tricks for making gestures in the air, selling fake aphrodisiac charms, and killing without crossing. One day he accidentally showed his face. First, a hand holding a sword, with long and strong finger bones, held the camera and adjusted it, and then revealed a cold, beautiful, violent and gloomy face, with a few drops of blood on the pale cheek, and black hair hanging down by the ears. The live broadcast room exploded instantly: [Wait, it seems that a model has passed by? I told you you look like this, this happened, luckily I came back. [It's so beautiful that I can't take it out... Brother, you really went off track before. Let's change the track. The metaphysics anchor suddenly changed his appearance to become the anchor. He became famous overnight and attracted countless fans. Fans also started to dance wildly: Can the main bag be cleaned? [My wife, please act coquettishly! [[Small skirt link] It feels very suitable for babies. Sui Ruo scoffed: "If the money is not in place, there is no need to discuss anything." For normal fans, he responded like this: [Why does that cat from the main package keep hitting the wall? Sui Ruo: "It's my spiritual pet, beating up the evil ghost." Netizen:? Pretend to be a ghost There is no one in this cinema, it's so scary. Sui Ruo: "Actually, the seats are full and it's very tiring to kill." Netizen:? Pretend to be a ghost People's comments: She loves to pretend so much. If she is willing to wear a small skirt, she will pamper her. 2 Until one day, the ghost really came. Sui Ruo's hand holding the sword was scratched. A ghostly hand held up his hand and gently licked the blood. The camera deflected, and a ghostly handsome face appeared. It was so handsome that it was scary. Barrage: [Ahhh, where did he come from? There was only a streak of smoke just now! ! [I suspect that I was hallucinating after staying up late. How did this person, this ghost, no, this handsome guy appear out of thin air? [I have already told you that there really is a ghost in this world, but you must say that he is my father. Sui Ruo said calmly: "Don't be afraid, that's my ex-husband, the number one 'Ghost' on the list." Barrage: [... This nickname is a literal translation] [What? Ex-husband? The next second, he drew out his sword, with a calm expression on his face: "He has been looking for me for five hundred years, and he came to kill me." Barrage: [What should we do? ! Sui Ruo: "It's okay. Either he dies or I die. If it's the latter, my live broadcast room will still be called this in the next life. Just pay attention so you don't get lost." Barrage: [... Nima is crazy. 3 A year later, the live broadcast room of "Only Killing but Not Crossing" was renamed "Bringing Goods to the Underworld". Jiang Yun started broadcasting with a smile: "Three, two, one, click on the link. Yes, my wife drew the talisman with her own hands. If the evil ghost touches it, it will disappear into ashes. The number one mage in heaven will not discount it." "[You are also a fierce ghost, why are you so nice] Because he loves me terribly. Do you have any objection?" "[Why is my wife gone?] Pay attention to your words. It's my wife, not your wife. He was catching up on his sleep. He drew symbols on my arm until dawn last night." "[Why did you draw the talisman on your arm?" Tsk, I bought him a new skirt. He was unhappy and studied the heretical Yang Wei talisman. I have been severely punished by me all night. Put an end to evil cultivators, starting from me. Gui Cha: "Is Wang crazy? That last slogan is going to kill him?" "I heard that the underworld is short of money recently?" "No, it's because he handed over all his belongings." "My wife is so miserable, buy a hundred candles to support her / light some wax" Changed on 2025.6.15 Intention: If the heart does not die, the Tao will not grow