I Work as a Customer Service/spy/fisher for the Zerg.

Sand sculpture cookies, unit text: 1. "The cannon fodder who thinks she is a female has dated a big boss" I am a female insect, working in customer service in the Zerg society where males are superior to females, and I belong to the lower level of the ecological niche. My daily work is as follows: ["Dear, I'm really sorry for causing you any unpleasantness. We absolutely value your feelings and will solve this problem as soon as possible~"] ["Fuck you, you are a ****, you are sick, you are a ****, your brain is ****, no wonder you only have a job with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan!"] Although most of the male customers are rich and handsome, most of them are grumpy and have no brains. Even I can't stand it. But. From a certain day on, I only had one customer left, an S-class female. From the next day, they became two S-class females. On the third day, four people. Day four, number ten. On the fifth day, seven hundred and eighty-three. Although the female insect is poor, she is gentle and can talk. I can still make a lot of money. The body is tired, but the psychological pressure is reduced sharply. What's more terrible is that, for my first female customer, I feel that I am about to develop a love affair with him. He said he was a handsome, sunny sports guy with eight-pack abs and dark skin! Wow, it's not impossible. Finally, I established a romantic relationship with my first Big Brother Female client and made an appointment to meet in a cafe, but—— That day, I was sitting in a cafe, surrounded by three bombings, seven murders, and a robbery of a Zerg weapons depot. Then my date came, and he was indeed a handsome, dark-skinned and sunny guy with eight-pack abs... A sports student? Wrong. There will be no sports students with rocket launchers on their shoulders, lightsabers on their waists, and bulletproof vests. "It's a great honor to meet you, Mr. Male Insect." What did he call me, I, I, I am... A male insect? ! His smile is indeed very sunny and handsome, but half of his face is covered in blood, like a madman who slaughtered half the city to come to me, oh my god! "As a male in a superior situation, you are willing to provide mental guidance for me and my 783 rebel brothers. I am really grateful for your help!" Damn, he's so handsome, I'm a Yangou, I can't help it! The date went well. … Later I found out that he was the Alliance's most wanted criminal, the rebel leader Bug! (The male bug who mistakenly thinks he is a female bug, the cute and kind-hearted guy, the face-controlling guy, the love-brained guy *the rebel female bug, the boss guy) 2. "The Zerg Spy Wants to Get His 'Dog' Back" (Renwai) "Yes, Mr. S-class male insect, or Mr. Human spy, you have been exposed! It's incredible! Someone from the Zerg tribe actually found out through a dog that you are the human spy who ultimately led to the [fall of the entire Zerg tribe]!" "..." "You're not... Running away?" "No, I want to get my dog back before I run away." "... Dog?" "Yes, my alien pet dog is a good dog, really." "... Is it really a dog?" (Agent attack, madman attack, pseudo-male insect and real human attack*loyal dog attack, female insect attack, monster attack) 3. "Even in the Zerg, we need to make a fortune and catch the big boss" As a human being, even if I turn into a male insect, how can I marry an alien insect? I want to be a fisherman! The male worms will never get married. I will rely on my extraordinary male worm charm to make all the female worms fall at my feet! … Want photos? One hundred thousand star coins! Going on a date! ? If you don't give me a planet, I won't care about you Huh? How did I get married? Um? How did I... Ascend to the throne? ? ! ! ! ! Um? Am I a worm, a worm, a king? I'm just a fisherman. Later I found out that the person I was fishing for... Was the Insect King! (The male worm attack, the scheming attack, the money obsessed attack * The madman worm king suffers) ps: [Imaginary fictional background, has nothing to do with reality, please do not substitute it into reality] Purpose: Three human time-travelers engage in revolution among the Zerg, use love and justice to overturn the world, and protect equality and freedom.