The Social Animal Was Transformed into Long Aotian by Di

[Dihualiu + Sand Sculpture Second Comic] Recently, there seems to be harassment from a pyramid scheme organization around the shady community. That MLM organization calls itself [Chuan Bookstore] The members all look good and speak well, but unfortunately there seems to be something wrong with their brains. The empty cans that I threw away were all collected by these suspicious people and treated as treasures. "There is no mistake, there is the aura of a peerless powerful person on the can! That is an S-class superpower! [Dragon]!" Sometimes, if you rush the subway at a speed of 100 meters per hour and leave your palm prints on the subway, you will be amazed by these people: "I feel the unspeakable power above! It's not wrong. Dragon Hero, are you also guarding this area?" Even the rotten apples he threw carelessly in the trash can downstairs were taken out by the group of people and held in their palms with glowing eyes: "This is... A regional large-scale defense device! I see, that's why this neighborhood has never been invaded by monsters, and the structure is so exquisite! Your Excellency Long, not only your strength, but your wisdom is also admirable!" In the end, the group of people knelt down directly in front of the trash can: "Lord Long, please show up, the world needs your power!" Shady Social Animal: ... Have you read too many online articles about a large-scale disease outbreak? He really doesn't understand the language of this MLM organization. The dark social animal went to and from get off work honestly, sleeping happily until he was blocked by a giant crab as big as a double-decker bus on the road. "Superpower! Kill you! Kill the superpower! The world belongs to wandering bodies——" The dark social beast was so frightened that he lost his mind, but in a hurry, his mind went crazy, and he said the most pretentious sentence in Long Ao's astronomy that he often read: "You are not worthy to be my opponent!" Obviously just intending to delay time, But the next second, there was a loud bang in the sky, thunder and thunder, and huge thunder fell from the sky. It flashed on and off, and the huge monster suddenly shattered into pieces! ! ! ! Dark social animal:... Frightened, he ran away at the speed of light and hid behind a tree. A few seconds later, members of Chuan Bookstore rushed over and praised: "Is this... Is Mr. Long's strength! As expected of Mr. Long! Not only has he completed thousands of missions in the small world, but he is also committed to destroying monsters even in the real world!!!" The dark social beast looked at his hands. It turns out that I am really Long Aotian...? No, no, no, how is that possible—wait. The dark social beast recalled that his only hobby in daily life was to fantasize about taking on the role of Long Aotian before going to bed, saving the world, and having a harem of three thousand people. "Although you don't want to, we will definitely find you, Mr. Long!" All the members of the Bookstore team clenched their fists and were full of fighting spirit. The dark social animal trembled in fright, and a huge thunder struck down, electrifying everyone to a crisp on the outside and tender on the inside. The dark social beast's eyes widened and he looked at his palms with trembling eyes: ... So it turns out that the Long Aotian fantasies I had when I was sleeping and dreaming... Were all real time travels? ! ! * Human society is facing a crisis of extinction. As the legendary savior, the spiritual pillar of all superpowers, and the indomitable powerhouse, [Dragon] must maintain a mysterious and calm image. However, the reality is desperate. [Dragon], who is regarded as a god by superpowers all over the world, is currently curled up in the corner of the bed and thinking: "Life without a wife is meaningless... Without a wife, I will become a black man..." The captain of Chuan Bookstore looked at the mushroom-shaped bodies of resentment on the ground and silently put on women's clothes. From then on, the cold boss was forced to activate the [Three Thousand Vests cosplay] mode: Monday is the gentle saint, Tuesday is the beautiful succubus, Wednesday is the sickly witch... "Your Excellency Long, this is the 99th wife this week. Please stop spreading the black mist." "Not enough! Another one, one with white hair!" "... Believe it or not, I performed a show of tearing up the marriage certificate on the spot?" Accepted by: Long Aotian who appears to be invincible/who is actually a shady social beast who turns into a mushroom without a wife Attack: Can beat the cross-dressing boss with big breasts/the guardian of the savior who is getting crazy day by day ————Advance collection of "Shura Field, Players Just Want to Upgrade Alone" Please collect it~———— Want to be the Necromancer's lover? You have to voluntarily take out your heart and give it to him. The Necromancer will stuff your heart into the white crevices of his own ribs. Then—— He will share with you money, power, strength, happiness, every damn good thing in the world. However, when the time is up, or when he gets tired of it, he will personally cast a spell on you. He will suck the life out of you, turn your body into a skeleton, and turn your former laughter into tears. Your loving soul will turn into a crying, resentful ghost that will always be with him. Things born in hell are inherently bad, and necromancers are the worst of the bad. Their love was like a rising tide that receded completely in an instant. And what is eternal is their persistent pursuit of dragging people into painful hell. The same goes for Leo the Necromancer, who is always ready to stab his dagger into the chest of his only love. * Want to be the lover of a wolf warrior? Oh, I'm sorry, you at least have to fight with him until you're close to death. Blood and screams are their love letters, conquest and plunder are their confessions - if you are not dead yet, you have succeeded. The wolf clan always fights to the death, and if you become their partner and act haphazardly, it will be over. They will not hesitate to indulge their primitive instincts: to satisfy your appetite regardless of your wishes, and then kill everyone around you. The same is true for the wolf warrior Fenrir. He is always ready to "feed" his only companion in various ways. * Want to be the lover of a magic scholar? You must first satisfy his thirst for knowledge and sign a notarized soul contract. The terms are written in ancient Chinese with the annotation "Voluntarily become a magic experiment subject." He will sing you love poems written by the eternal stars until your bones begin to crystallize - that is just a phased result of his research on "the conductivity of human magic power". * Want to be Mr. Butler's lover? Oh, how could he be a lover? You are his most noble master. He will customize expensive and gorgeous gowns for you, and elegantly tighten the ribbons around your waist when you struggle: "This is to keep you in perfect shape, my master." However, he didn't want his distinguished master to make any mistakes. In private, when the silk sank into his skin, the silver table knife was turning with his fingertips under the candlelight: "You see, even pain should be elegant. * In the land of "Beyond", necromancers, wolf warriors, genius scholars... The goddess of fate takes pity on these proud men. They not only have talents, origins, and wealth that ordinary people can't imagine... But also have the most satisfying lovers. Until, one day, they discovered that their lovers were actually the same person. * Ling Dan, a player who always fills out "very simple" in every game questionnaire, has a brand new buff [Shura Field] in the holographic online game "Transcendence" [Buff Feature 1: The Law of Handsome Guys Aggregation applies forever around you, there will always be handsome guys coming to find you, just wait! [Buff characteristic two: Depending on the characteristics of the handsome guy around you, it will bring positive bonuses or negative effects to your character, please always pay attention! Lingchi was shocked. Lingchi thought for a moment. Ling Dan was extremely excited. Ling Dan decided to take advantage of it to the end. So, Ling Zu tenderly held the cold hand of the Necromancer, rescued the ferocious orc with scars, and showed a gentle smile to the cold scholar who was hiding deep... Then he looked at the more and more buffs on his body, showing a satisfied smile, turned around and ran to climb the tower to fight monsters. When the time limit passed, he completely forgot about him. How can a mere man understand the romance of an intense party! And a long time later, when Ling Dan took off his holographic helmet in the real world and was about to post a game screen recording to show off, he was blocked at the door by three unusually handsome men wearing weird clothes. He couldn't help but think to himself: Why is a strong and powerful party being... Pouted? Humanity is redundant/disabled. Players are attacked by various unhealthy and twisted relationships, Shura fields, and periodic 1V1. Purpose: No matter how the world changes, sincere friendship will always be the most powerful force, capable of resolving darkness and awakening light.