[Detective Conan] I Think I've Stacked Some Weird Buffs

A second-person perspective story

You can't stand another minute in Beika Town.

It's not because of the high crime rate, nor because of the plot you can't remember even after watching it three times.

It's because you're genuinely exhausted.

It seems you've developed an incredible superpower.

"You can see the little black guys."

Not cats or dogs named Kuro, but the criminals in the Detective Conan world affectionately called "men in black." From your perspective, they're just glaringly obvious black figures with the advantage of the author's omniscient point of view!

Damn, this is way too damn much!

You really want to ignore it, and you try your best to, but they're literally black from head to toe, for crying out loud.

Every time those enormous whites of their eyes stare at you, you freeze.

And now that little elementary schooler has his eye on you too.

Conan: "Sister Mina, you always spot the culprit so quickly. You're amazing!"

Ahhh! Don't say that with your glasses flashing like that! Your big sister is genuinely terrified!

#OOC warning. Try to turn off your brain and have fun.

#No clear timeline or pairing.

#The female lead has tons of inner monologue, assumes everything is a conspiracy, and is socially anxious.

#One thing is certain: this is a fix-it story, and the Police Academy Five won't die.

Theme: I'm thinking of giving the little black guys a perfect-attendance award