I Won't Turn!

What?! You like me? You've liked me since high school? Why didn't I know? Why are you only telling me now!

What did you think? It's not like I have nothing better to do. Every chance I get, I go to your place, clean up your pigsty, and cook for you. Am I your mom or your maid?

And that's the story of a record company owner and a homebody illustrator.