An omega transmigrates into a book, and from the start finds himself in a melodramatic scene where someone is selling himself to pay for his father’s burial.
And he’s the father who needs burying.
Gu Zhuo: ...There’s still time to save me.
His son is a vicious cannon-fodder villain in the story: sinister and scheming, with a deep-seated love of tripping up the protagonist gong.
And just like his son, the protagonist gong is a servant to the protagonist shou.
Son! Can’t you stop acting like a bully just because you have a powerful patron?
Let your dad teach you how to get along peacefully with the protagonist gong.
Son, why have you come home covered in injuries again?
Gu Zhuo starts lecturing him again: “Let’s build a beautiful, harmonious society. Fighting and brawling damage public morals...”
Gu Xiaoruan twitches his lips and rolls his eyes. “Dad, you should say that to that damn...”
Timid Gu Zhuo angrily points at Gu Xiaoruan... “You unfilial son!”
Also known as: Teaching My Son How to Date / A Single Dog Transmigrates and Becomes a Relationship Expert / Son, Stop Being So Stubborn / After the Protagonist Takes Over the Cultivation World, the Cannon-Fodder Father and Son Flee in the Middle of the Night / The Villain Dad’s Earnest Advice / Help! My Son Is a Vicious Cannon-Fodder...
Gu Zhuo: A gorgeous, innocent, timid dad
Gu Xiaoruan: Inherited his dad’s stunning looks, but stubbornly refuses to admit defeat, and has a heart of stone.
The son’s CP is the protagonist gong: His ability to mock is maxed out. At first, he can’t stand the son. Their dynamic evolves from “If you won’t listen, I’ll fight you” to “If you won’t listen, I’ll fight you” (lol).
The dad’s CP: A fierce, miscellaneous servant from the same courtyard, known as the Second Steward (┗( ▔, ▔ )┛)
Reader’s guide:
One-on-one sweet romance, both leads are virgins.
Includes...
Ahem, forced love.
Ahem, sex first, love later.
Ahem, disregard the last two.
Theme: Hey, that overpowered protagonist, let go of my poor, helpless son!
