I Won't Be the Second Miss Hua

This is a goofy, chaotic story. This is a fluffy, silly story. There'll probably be some shocking twists and plenty of melodrama! This is just a writing exercise, ahem! I'm only here to practice my literary skills... After reading so many My Fair Princess stories, I realized that the one who deserves to suffer most is that damn dragon. Then I realized that even Empress Dowager Cixi's lap isn't all that reliable. So Fourth Master, just live your fabulous life and raise your son properly!~ Fourth Master: You should call me Grandpa. Female Lead: I'd rather call you Fourth Master for the rest of my life than call you Grandpa! Fourth Master: Why? Female Lead: (grits her teeth and wipes away a tear) Clinging desperately to Fourth Master's leg and refusing to let go. Heaven is so unfair!~ Why couldn't I have been born a few decades earlier, as a Fourth Master fan? Why, if I had to be born later, did I have to be his granddaughter? Why, if I had to be his granddaughter, did I have to be that Xia Yuhe's daughter? Why is this the world of all those princesses? Why is that goody-two-shoes princess my own sister? Why did Xia Yuhe have so many kids, anyway? Didn't she only have one, that saintly flower? Why, why, why is all of this happening? The female lead, who cares about nothing but Fourth Master, sips tea and watches the show. My Fair Princess, are you really a pig princess? You think you can just bump into Fourth Master? Dear sister, you're quite good at crying, but you've picked the wrong person to cry to... Fu Erkang, your nostrils aren't big enough yet. Want me to help you with that? Yongqi, what do you think you'll do if you can't be a prince? Qianlong... good luck to you... (munches sunflower seeds) Ahem! I'm terrible at coming up with titles. Like I said, this story is just for fun, so don't expect me to update diligently... I might mix in other series too, but I haven't decided yet. The Fourth Master in this story is Yongzheng. The male lead is still up in the air. Announcement: Dear readers, I'm planning to put this story behind a paywall soon. Thank you for your support all this time. I promise the quality and updates will be good after it goes premium, and I absolutely won't abandon it~ Thank you~ It will go premium on August 14, with three chapters that day. After that, I'll keep updating regularly unless something unexpected happens, in which case I'll let you know in advance. The story will be around 150,000 characters. My author page below The covers on my author page were all made by Meng Piaoyu Luo. Click below to go there. Theme: