Scheduled to go premium on December 17, starting from Chapter 23~
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In his previous life, Lu Xianxian was forced down the path of a demon cultivator and confined to a desolate mountain for the rest of his life. In exchange, he sealed away ninety thousand vengeful spirits. He thought he would be bound to them for the rest of his life, but then an accident happened, and he died.
When he opened his eyes again, a billboard smacked him right in the face.
For a child who had just transmigrated and was several hundred years old, getting walloped by a billboard was quite the psychological trauma. With no knowledge of the modern world, he was immediately diagnosed with amnesia.
As if amnesia weren't enough, the CEO he had rescued kept lecturing him on materialism every day, forcing him to undergo a crash course in modern education.
Get a grip! You were a monk in your previous life!
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Lu Xianxian: Look, this is a yin-yang contract. Once you make the pact, you'll die horribly!
Liang Guyuan: No, it's a temporary tattoo, and it's waterproof.
Lu Xianxian: You really can't see all those little people?
Liang Guyuan: No. The mushrooms just weren't cooked through. Hurry, get me to the hospital!
One day, CEO Liang asked with a trembling voice, "What was the first fundamental question of philosophy again?"
Lu Xianxian: "Which comes first, matter or consciousness?"
Liang Guyuan: "Right, exactly. Materialism tells us that matter determines consciousness."
Lu Xianxian: "And?"
Liang Guyuan: "I'm matter, so I determine them. Then why haven't those ninety thousand ghosts behind you disappeared yet?!"
Lu Xianxian lowered his head shyly. "Because I'm their happy place."
Later, a sect with a hundred years of history put Lu Xianxian on an altar and called him their grand ancestor. The Great Emperor of Fengdu personally came to ask him for help, carrying two cartons of milk and a basket of eggs. When Black and White Impermanence saw him, they came over asking for cuddles and pets.
The CEO, who witnessed all this, fell silent.
The CEO thought he'd end up on a legal affairs show at most. He never expected Lu Xianxian to kick open the doors to the world of science for him.
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Liang Guyuan x Lu Xianxian
A pitiful CEO gong whose worldview was kicked to pieces x a slightly goofy, occult-loving shou who binges dramas but has astonishing combat prowess
The shou is reborn.
Coming soon:
"The Real Young Master Is Actually My Ex-Boyfriend"
Shen Yizhuo always felt he wasn't quite like the other members of the Shen family. The Shens were famous for their self-restraint, propriety, and solemn bearing. He alone was unruly and wild.
Later, he learned that he wasn't a Shen by blood.
When he found out, he'd just finished sleeping with his young boyfriend. His boyfriend, blushing, was wiping him down as he held him and lowered him into the bathtub. There, Shen Yizhuo had a long, absurd dream.
In the book, he was a disposable fake young master abandoned by his family, while the protagonist was the real young master, a dark and vindictive man who despised Shen Yizhuo for taking his place.
So the unfortunate Shen Yizhuo suffered the real young master's brutal revenge. His legs were crippled, his face was disfigured, and everyone turned against him. In the end, the real young master's lackeys dumped him into the sea, where he died a miserable, unnoticed death.
And that ruthless real young master was Lu Zhao, the boyfriend who had just slept with him and was now sniffling as he dried his hair. He looked docile as a lamb, but being with Shen Yizhuo had only ever been a ploy to get back into the Shen family.
Once he faced reality, Shen Yizhuo kicked the bastard in the waist. Sleeping with him was one thing, but lying to him afterward, using him at every turn, then killing him once he was no longer useful? What kind of deal was that?
He'd make Lu Zhao grovel in the dirt and regret ever messing with Shen Yizhuo.
After yearning for Shen Yizhuo for years, Lu Zhao had finally gotten him, only for Shen Yizhuo to tire of him after just one month. Lu Zhao wanted to use every means at his disposal to possess Shen Yizhuo and make sure he only had eyes for him.
The mere thought of having all of Shen Yizhuo's attention was enough to make him tremble... Then, by chance, he returned to the Shen family, where he could see and touch Shen Yizhuo every day. Even his shameful possessiveness finally found its mark.
Everyone knew that the arrogant fake young master Shen Yizhuo had become the Shen family's castoff. Even his arranged marriage had been ruined by the real young master.
Shen Yizhuo didn't care. They had never seen Lu Zhao on one knee, biting at his waist and stomach; Lu Zhao using every trick to seduce him; Lu Zhao bowing his head in submission to him. They had no idea how devoted Lu Zhao was.
Lu Zhao was a jealous, clingy mad dog with a green-tea streak. Anyone who got close to Shen Yizhuo would get bitten, and afterward Lu Zhao would whimper and beg to be petted.
Green-tea loyal-dog gong x carefree beauty shou
Theme: Matter determines consciousness. Believe in science.
So what, is there something wrong with this Zhu west? He is still playing the pen fairy despite the bloody disaster!!!??? It's a bit awkward and not smooth.
??? Even though he said that there will be a bloody disaster, he still comes out. If there is something important, forget it, but he comes out with a debuff and still plays Bixian??? Isn't that too smart? Are you looking for death?
The details are really handled... Zhu west has been played by ghosts more than once, and he even played with Bixian to tell him to go to S quickly.
Is He Chu the reincarnation of Lu Bing?
This guy really believes in materialism.
There are a lot of bad teammates and traitors in the back, and the protagonist is blind. That Xiaoyi couldn't tell that something was wrong from the beginning. He was so big-hearted that he dared to leave Mr. Liang next to people who didn't know the situation between the enemy and ourselves. He fell into a trap once and then fell into another trap. It was obvious that Mr. Liang was involved in the incident and he always had to wash his memory. In this case, ignorance is the most dangerous thing, okay?
The abacus is making sparks (what kind of hand speed can be as fast as Excel?) (Is this why he is not proficient in using office software?)
What? Is there still a second dimension to comic exhibitions? (Doge)
Does the protagonist not have to pay any price for casually telling fortunes??
Hahaha, ugly girl has seen too much