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Legend has it that Wen Hua, the eldest disciple of the Heartless Sword Sect, is an unfathomable immortal who never says a word more than necessary and never draws her sword without need.
Mei Wenhua says she has grievances she can't voice. Her mouth has been sealed with a spell: no matter how much she babbles, the words that come out are always harmonious and friendly.
The master who sealed her mouth was fishing when he accidentally hooked the Demon King. The Demon King chased him all over the world, and he has been missing for three hundred years.
Mei Wenhua: A fishing enthusiast can catch anything but fish.
Her mouth: May Master have a safe journey.
The Heartless Sword Sect takes new disciples once every fifty years. The demon prince Yao Baliyao joins in human form to search for his missing father, while You Fuji, an unwanted child of the demon clan, joins to fulfill his dream of uniting the three realms.
Mei Wenhua: 186 centimeters, and abs?!
Her mouth: You have exceptional talent.
The Great Void runs amok, throwing the space and time of the six realms into chaos. To mend the rifts in time and space, Luo Yuanbao, a demigod, takes on the guise of a cultivator. Every day, he and his senior sister outwit each other and scheme over their spirit stones.
As Mei Wenhua's only junior brother in two hundred years, Luo Yuanbao enjoys a peaceful, happy life, until two new junior brothers arrive and turn it upside down.
Later, he lowers his long lashes and covers his secret identity, which has been exposed beyond all hope of concealment. "Senior Sister, please don't abandon me."
[Forced Ice-Queen Senior Sister Who Loves Money] X [Scheming, Green-Tea Pretty Boy]
[Reading Guide]
1. One-on-one romance, both leads have had no prior partners. The male lead is Luo Yuanbao.
2. Cultivation ranks, following a fairly traditional system: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, and Spirit Transformation.
3. There are quite a few puns based on homophones. If you don't like those, this may not be for you.
4. This is a nontraditional cultivation novel, with fairly modern vocabulary. The reason is explained in the story.
5. A silly comedy. How funny it is depends on how unstable the author's mental state is.
[Blurb for a Forthcoming Novel]
Stay Away from the Male Leads of Cultivation Novels
After living a second life, Luo Fanyi learns that she is an important villainess in three cultivation novels. She will never forget the verdict on her life that she heard just before she closed her eyes:
She was vain, jealous, and foolish. She had no talent for cultivation, yet was cruel and wicked, guilty of every kind of evil.
Her senior brother Xun Luan was devoted to the Way. He and the lively, lovable junior sister were a match made in heaven, but Luo Fanyi hated him for not returning her love. Time and again, she tried to drive them apart, nearly causing the junior sister's death and destruction.
Her junior brother Chu Shisan joined the sect to avenge his clan, enduring humiliation as he focused on his cultivation. Luo Fanyi's maidservant gave him a little warmth, but it was Luo Fanyi who bullied and humiliated him in the sect, snuffing out that small glimmer of light.
Lin Fu, lord of Haichun, was the man she was betrothed to. In this marriage born of schemes, he endured her every slight, until the day he saw her slaughter the entire city of Haichun...
When those final words faded, Luo Fanyi closed her eyes in despair, a mocking smile tugging at her lips. It made her sound unforgivably wicked, beyond redemption. But she alone knew she had done nothing wrong. The only mistake was picking up men at random by the roadside.
When she opens her eyes again, Luo Fanyi wants only to treat her illness and fix her congenital lack of a proper spiritual foundation, then cultivate in peace and keep her distance from all those male leads.
Gongsun Qingzhu, dressed in a green hemp robe, rides an ox-like Kui beast at an unhurried pace through the streets of Zhuyin City. The bustling streets are nothing but noise to him. Remembering that he has to treat someone special today finally lifts his spirits.
[Reading Guide]
1. A sickly, haughty, villainous heroine x a sharp-tongued, stingy physician-cultivator. One-on-one romance, both leads have had no prior partners.
2. The heroine's actions in her past life will be explained later. She isn't truly a bad person.
3. The heroine is flawed and jealous. She mainly envies those few "male leads" for their cultivation talent.
4. I want to try writing something that makes your heart ache. I don't know if I'll succeed.
Theme: Striving for a peaceful, beautiful world
Hahaha, the emotional idiot senior sister and the second junior brother of the scheming fishing department, they only want to make money and they only want you. I, the expert, will destroy you today!!
I almost got scared when I saw that the reading guide for the new article was labeled H! When I took a closer look, it turned out to be HE, but I was still a little disappointed.
Hahahahahahaha, uneducated and a poor man, a poor man and an illiterate man
Isn't this Hua Ruoxu a gifted elixir? The heroine is a Nascent Soul and he still thinks that others are not as smart as him. Hey, he is so confident.
The punishment of this time limit is too severe. It far exceeds the reasonable limit. The punishment should be combined with the length of the overtime and the bad things done. Just to promote the development of the plot, let
The uneducated 186 fox and the dark-skinned sports student with abs
The unprincipled master and her uncultured apprentice
Hahaha, Shura field, Shura..., Is Shura getting up?
Not only do I have hyperplasia, but I also have nodules
With a pre-collection of the article "Stay away from the male protagonists of Xiu Xian Wen" After resurrecting his life, Luo Fanyi realized that he was the buffed version of the vicious heroine of Xiu Xian Wen. The senior brother who is dedicated to the Tao and the lively and cute junior sister have gone through all kinds of hardships to achieve success, but she is the one who hinders them; The gloomy junior brother who takes the route of enduring humiliation and bearing burdens is her; The leader of the down-and-out sect married a idiot for profit, and the marriage partner was her... When he opened his eyes again, Luo Fanyi just wanted to take good care of his illness and cure his congenital bone deficiency. Practice well and stay away from these male protagonists.