The Occult Expert Goes Viral for Slacking Off on a Variety Show

Before her death, Jiang Li was the revered Imperial Preceptor of the Yan Chi Dynasty. After tens of thousands of her followers joined forces to resurrect her, she became a vicious celebrity whom everyone in the entertainment industry wanted to see ruined.

And according to her predetermined fate, this celebrity will be framed on an upcoming variety show, disgraced, and die a tragic death.

Jiang Li: ...Which unworthy descendant of mine did this?

Survival Variety Show, Episode One: Exploring an Ancient Tomb

A chilling wind swept by. All the guests stood trembling before the tightly shut doors, caught between going in and turning back.

The guests asked nervously, “Do we go in or turn back? Let's turn back, okay?”

Jiang Li just wanted to lie flat and do nothing, so she agreed. “Let's turn back.”

As it turned out, the ghosties hiding in the dark and secretly worshipping the Imperial Preceptor were so frightened by Jiang Li that they flew about in a panic, wailing, “Retreat, retreat! The Imperial Preceptor hates us!”

Before leaving, they respectfully opened the tomb doors for her.

The guests stared at the doors crashing to the ground and were even more terrified. [H-Help...]

Viewers: Wait... Why is Jiang Li acting like she owns the place?

Only after they got out did Jiang Li realize this was a tomb built for her by her fanatical followers.

...So is there any chance this is my home (crossed out)?

Survival Variety Show, Episode Two: The Haunted Manor

In the dark of night, everyone was trapped in the fog, with paranormal incidents occurring one after another.

The production team had no choice but to spend a fortune bringing in a master.

The master gave a cold snort. “You people in show business don't have the skills, so why are you barging into this mess... Barge in! Stand up and barge in, sit down and barge in, hands in your pockets and barge in! With the Imperial Preceptor here, you can barge in however you like!”

The production team stared in astonishment as the master, who had barely given them a glance, gazed at Jiang Li with shining eyes and called her his grandmaster.

The production team: Is he crazy, or are we seeing things?

The guests at first: [Heh, a notorious little star won't get far.]

The guests later: [Sis! I was blind to your greatness. When can I book an appointment?]

Viewers at first: [This is hilarious. If this isn't scripted, I'll eat my keyboard while standing on my head!]

Viewers later: [Get over here and eat your keyboard while standing on your head!]

Jiang Li became an overnight sensation, and her fans demanded a livestream. So while on vacation, she lounged in the sun like a salted fish and listened to the sound of money rolling in, thinking that being alive again was pretty great.

Suddenly, a mysterious person sent her a huge tip: [I have a question for a fortune-teller. I want to ask about the person fate has destined for me.]

Jiang Li just wanted to lie flat and do nothing, so she blurted out, “To be honest, it's me.”

But when they met, she discovered that the person asking the question was her sworn enemy, whom she had been feuding with for tens of thousands of years.

Jiang Li tried to play it off. “You know I say nonsense on my livestream.”

Her sworn enemy cornered her against the wall. “I don't believe you!”

Jiang Li slipped out from the side. “What? You're a staunch materialist. Have some conviction!”

Theme: Never give up in the face of difficulty.