Convenience Store Customer Rules [Infinite]

Hua Chuling received a mysterious flyer at her front door and was pulled into a mysterious infinite-loop shopping mall game.

The bad news: Every stage is livestreamed. NPCs force players to try out bizarre products and items, and they must meet quotas to clear each stage.

The good news: She awakened a bargaining special ability. Even when she leaves messages on read and replies with nonsense, the NPCs can’t do a thing to her.

[Enchanting High Heels]

The four-legged shopkeeper’s wife tried to sell her high heels that would teach her to dance as soon as she put them on.

Hua Chuling frowned. “High heels were originally made for men. Why are the ones in your shop only for women? Are you discriminating against men?”

[Congratulations! You successfully haggled! Purchased [Dance Until the End of Your Life Heels] for 0 points!]

The next day, the shop owner, who had just finished killing someone, had his size-45 feet stuffed into the shoes. He danced and cried as he gave Hua Chuling a five-star review.

[Hengtong Funeral Supplies]

The Yin-Yang master, thin as a dried corpse, pointed at a coffin and told her to try it out.

Hua Chuling gave a cold laugh. “Why are all your coffins one-size-fits-all? Have you considered plus-size customers? There’s only room for one person. What if I want to be buried with my future partner?”

[Congratulations! You successfully haggled! Purchased [Human-Skin Coffin] for 0 points!]

The next day, the seven child acolyts in the shop who sucked out people’s yang energy were stuffed inside. They screamed and tipped Hua Chuling ten thousand points.

[Cozy Stationery Shop]

The green-faced, tusked salesclerk glared at her and forced her to buy stationery.

Hua Chuling slapped the table in disdain. “Will this guarantee I get full marks on every exam? Will it get me into a top university? Will it guarantee me a postgraduate recommendation, a government job, and a permanent position?”

[Congratulations! You successfully haggled! Purchased [Write Until You Drop Stationery Set] for 0 points!]

The next day, the evil school principal clutched a pen that wouldn’t stop writing and worked through the night to award Hua Chuling an Outstanding Student diploma.

Thanks to her amazing ability, Hua Chuling survived in the infinite mall.

She bought strange products at no cost, then sold them at a high price to NPCs from other stages, players fighting for survival, and monstrous viewers in the livestream...

At last, she became a famous reseller in the mall.

Hua Chuling shrugged innocently. “Well, yes, but I’m just a little girl giving merchants some helpful advice. What harm could I possibly mean?”

Reader’s Guide:

1. Updates are resuming. The story will be completed in 2026.

(Just to reassure you: no abrupt cuts. It will have a proper ending.)

2. The heroine’s name: Chu means crown prince, while Ling comes from “I’ll ascend to the summit and look down upon all the other mountains.”

3. There is a male lead. He isn’t just a background character and has a significant romantic role, but he won’t be stronger than the heroine.

4. Another upcoming infinite-flow novel, Welcome to the Grand Hotel Number Seven, is available to add to your collection. I’m planning to try writing this one in the second person. Since that’s a bit niche, I won’t post a blurb. Visit my author page if you’re interested.

Theme: Be civilized and follow the rules