[Genshin Impact] Spend Freely at the Northland Bank

My name is Kong, but you can also call me Grandpa. My game ID is "Who's Gonna Stop Me, Grandpa?" and I'm currently running wild in Teyvat.

As a shameless player, I do all kinds of evil in Teyvat.

Every week, I beat up the Maguu Kenki five times, shoot four pigeons, tease and then beat up three Fatui Harbingers, rob the Golden House twice, and strip the plants from Yujing Terrace and Vanarana once each, leaving Madame Ping with no Silk Flowers or Glaze Lilies to admire and making the scholars who chose to cultivate Padisarahs for their graduation projects weep in despair.

With my player status and my C6 Zhongli, I run around Teyvat drawing aggro behind my shield, happily roaming every day. With my unbeatable team, nobody can defeat me.

Then one day, the server crashed while I was doing a domain.

From that moment on, I was trapped in the game forever.

My account was reset and wiped clean, Paimon suddenly disappeared, and all the characters I'd pulled left me. My inventory was empty.

Armed with a Dull Blade, facing the domain boss "The Regrator" Pantalone, who wore a gentle smile, I was sweating buckets inside the Northland Bank domain.

"Listen... I'm here to join you. Do you believe me?"

One day, the Heavenly Principles awoke without warning.

As a Traveler who did not belong to this world, everything Kong had done was reset. The gods of the four nations who had helped the Traveler were sealed by the Heavenly Principles and vanished without a trace.

The world returned to how it had been before the Traveler awoke. All the memories and adventures remained only in the young man's mind. Abandoned in the Northland Bank, he was alone and bewildered.

To fight the Heavenly Principles and save the gods, Kong had no choice but to set out on his journey again.

But this time, he formed an alliance with the Fatui.

#By New International Team, I mean the Knave, the Captain, Wanderer, and Tartaglia!#

#Wanderer, come on! Let's farm the Golden House first, then go farm your boss materials!#

#Um, I'm broke and can't level up my artifacts. Pantalone, could the Northland Bank maybe...#

Pantalone: Hahaha, get lost.

[A hilarious power fantasy about the Traveler allying with the Fatui to rescue the gods and fight the Heavenly Principles.]

Theme: Who are our friends, and who are our enemies? That is the most important question.