After the SSS-Rank Guide Lost His Memory

[Coming next: After This Lazy Beta Joins an ABO Dating Show Livestream]

[Blurb] Ever since he woke up with amnesia four years ago, Yan Suyu has led a rootless life, working to pay off his debts.

One afternoon, he suddenly received a text that seemed to be from the Imperial Government. It not only claimed that he had a child over three years old with Lu Chenyu, the Empire's most eligible bachelor and infamous tyrant general, but also threatened to put him on the credit blacklist if he failed to fulfill his parental duties within seven days.

Yan Suyu promptly deleted the ridiculous text and forgot all about it.

Until a week later, the rumor in the text came true...

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Yan Suyu was dragged to the top of the Star Network's trending list by a press release claiming, "C-list actor hooks up with an award-winning actor, sugar daddy, and pirate chief in a bid to climb the ladder, juggling countless lovers."

Yan Suyu: "I'm not involved with any of them."

Netizens: We won't listen, we don't believe you. You're just a fake innocent white lotus who uses your looks to seduce everyone and then acts like a victim.

Yan Suyu: "..."

Before long, the award-winning actor, sugar daddy, and pirate all reposted Yan Suyu's clarification.

Award-winning actor: "I was the one with unrequited feelings. Suyu and I were never together."

Sugar daddy: "I'll take that as a good omen. I'm waiting for Yanyan to fall for my money."

Pirate: "Shut your mouths if you don't want to be thrown into the sea as fish food!"

The controversy didn't die down. If anything, it got worse.

Until Imperial General Lu Chenyu reposted the clarification, showed off his marriage certificate with Yan Suyu, and added two words: "Mine."

The Star Network crashed. The public went wild.

Yan Suyu: "..."

That night, before Yan Suyu could confront the general for posting their marriage certificate of his own accord, the man pinned him against the headboard, his face full of menace. "Am I not enough for you?"

Yan Suyu: "?"

Lu Chenyu: "I must not be trying hard enough if you're already thinking about other men!"

Yan Suyu: "?"

The next day, Yan Suyu held his aching back and cursed the man to himself: Weren't we supposed to be getting married just for the kid, as a matter of convenience?

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A civilian recently joined the First Military District. He's neither a Guide nor a Sentinel, has no qualifications or real ability, yet the higher-ups treat him as an honored guest.

Gossipers explained that he was their tyrannical general's man.

The military district has always valued ability and looked down on people who get ahead through connections.

Even though they feared the general's authority, some daredevils still went to hassle the new arrival every so often. Each time, they came in all high and mighty and left looking thoroughly humiliated.

At first, everyone thought their general was helping the new arrival behind the scenes.

Then, during the military district's annual competition, Duke Peirder's spirit form broke free of its restraints and charged toward Yan Suyu. Then Yan Suyu, who was supposed to be an ordinary civilian, displayed an ancestral transformation only an SSS-rank Guide or Sentinel could show: in front of everyone's eyes, a pair of enormous white wings sprouted from his back.

That day, people finally remembered the mechanical genius who had vanished two hundred years ago: the first Dark Guide in the interstellar era.

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Both the top and bottom are SSS-rank, and the child is theirs.

[Yan Suyu (Su Yu) x Lu Chenyu (Chen Yu)]

[Spirit forms: Rabbit Hou x Nidhogg/White Tentacles]

[Beautiful, adaptable, endlessly introspective, universally adored Guide bottom vs cool and handsome, fierce on the outside but devoted to his wife, Sentinel top]

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Also known as My Tireless Top with Two Spirit Forms, Our Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Is Still Doing His Best to Help His Two Dads Get Together, and The Absurd Love Story of Su Yu and Chen Yu.

[Next Novel]

Su Youlin is a lazy Beta who lies flat at home when he has money and only goes to work when he's broke. He's a C-list actor.

Recently, after running out of money, he joined a 24-hour dating livestream reality show called "ABO: Who's Your Destined One?" It was created with lavish funding from the Imperial Government.

All the male and female guests filming the show with him were gorgeous, and every one of them was a big name except him.

At first, Su Youlin only planned to collect his appearance fee: Dating? Not interested.

Later, he learned that the show would award one hundred million star coins to each member of a couple who successfully matched in the end.

Su Youlin's eyes lit up: Dating might not be out of the question.

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Su Youlin had never dated and didn't know how to pursue someone, so he did his best to show off his good points and win the female guests' favor.

It wasn't long before one of them sent him a date invitation of her own accord.

Over a candlelit dinner

The woman blushed and excitedly took his hand. Just as Su Youlin thought a romantic confession was about to happen...

The woman: "Can you tell me which of the five male guests you like? Actually, I'm rooting for you and Major General Qin most of all. He's so reserved with everyone else, but only has eyes for you, and he's young, handsome, domineering, rich, powerful, and can fight. You absolutely have to go for him! I'm not as invested in the other pairings, but some of the other female guests ship you with them. Anyway, I'm here today as a representative of our 'One Leaf, One Lin' ship fans..."

Su Youlin: "?"

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Su Youlin thinks the female guests are joking. He's a man, a tall Beta without pheromones. How could these exceptionally high-quality Alphas and Omegas, who are so easily swayed by pheromones, possibly like him?

But before long, the male guests start confessing to him:

Three-time Golden Award-winning actor A: "When we were kids, you said you liked glamorous celebrities. I've become one now. Will you marry me?"

University professor A: "Pick me. I'll take care of your meals, and you can be my whole world."

Top-tier star A: "Sob, it's okay if you don't pick me, bro, as long as you're happy. Sob."

Rich young master from a prestigious family O: "Su Youlin, if you don't pick me, I'll jump from here right now!"

Su Youlin: "..." I'm straight.

A certain major general A watches the whole thing in silence, doing nothing but get rid of his rivals and hand Su Youlin a little skirt. "Had enough fun? If you have, come home with me."

Su Youlin: "?"

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[The only mutual pairing: Su Youlin (You Lin) x Qin Jiuyi (Jiu Yi)]

[Unbeatable beauty, lazy Beta bottom vs domineering, doting Alpha top who thinks his wife has a cross-dressing fetish and doesn't understand it, but respects it]

[Fake universally disliked character becomes universally adored, with male rivals competing for the bottom]

[This novel includes, but isn't limited to: domineering major general's intense love, gentle childhood friend's love, restrained love from a cunning older brother, love from a crybaby puppy-like green tea boy, and obsessive, pathological love from an arrogant mad dog~]

# All the men have been plotting to win me over for ages #

# I became famous thanks to all these ships #

# A great hunter often appears as prey #

★[My Upcoming Novels]

1. After Becoming an Ordinary Beta, I Became Everyone's Favorite

2. The Sickly, Beautiful Omega Transmigrates with a Powerful CEO's Baby

3. The Emperor Got Pregnant After Marrying the Enemy Kingdom's General [Reborn]

4. The Overpowered Male Lead Got the Imperial Emperor Pregnant [Book Transmigration]

★[Completed Novels]

[AO] The Omega CEO Picked Up a Puppy-Like Alpha

[AO] The Omega Pretended to Be a Beta and Used His Archenemy as a Suppressant

[Showbiz] After My Secret Crush and Top-Tier Star Teammate Confessed to Me

[Previous Guide and Sentinel Novel]

After the First Guide and the Villain Sentinel Switched Bodies (Ongoing)

[Lu Yansheng x Su Yechen]

[Spirit forms: Flying White Tiger/Moon Rabbit/Taiyin Youying x Sun Zhuzhao]

[Handsome, universally adored, dazzling, pampered Guide bottom vs handsome, powerful, charismatic, elite overachiever Sentinel top with a dual personality, intermittent madness, and a tragic life as long as his light is there]

[Earlier Guide and Sentinel Novel]

After the Lazy Guide Got the Strongest Sentinel's Baby (Completed)

[Yan Yuqi x Lu Yuze]

[Spirit forms: White Tiger (White Cat) x Bai Ze]

[Beautiful, lazy Guide bottom vs domineering, handsome, elite-family-born, jealous Sentinel top]

Theme: Keep your word, and act with integrity.