Coming soon: When in Doubt, Trust Science
Yuan Ji transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a minor river god.
He had low status and little divine power, and every day he had to clean up the “garbage” the cultivators tossed into the river. It was absolutely miserable.
The original novel’s hero, cornered by his enemies beside the River of Oblivion, had bloodshot eyes as he shouted in grief, “Thirty years east of the river, thirty...”
Before he could finish, a pile of heavenly spirit artifacts fell from the sky and smashed him until his head was bleeding.
Yuan Ji, who had just finished throwing away his garbage, felt guilty. Then the original novel’s hero looked up at him with tears of gratitude. “Thank you for saving me, senior. I pledge to serve you faithfully for the rest of my life.”
Yuan Ji: “...?”
The genius sword cultivator from the original novel fell into the River of Oblivion, gravely wounded. As his soul began to fade, he saw a flash of white light.
When he woke again, he found the magical beast that had been hunting him roasting over a fire, tended by a beautiful young woman. He immediately struggled to his feet. “Thank you for saving me, senior. Would you be willing to take me as your disciple?”
Yuan Ji, who was relieved to have fished him out quickly and kept his blood from polluting the river: “...?”
One day, Yuan Ji was diligently fishing garbage out of the water when he found a man in red robes, whose cool, otherworldly aura made him seem like an immortal banished from heaven.
Yuan Ji fell silent for a moment.
Was this a “wife” sent for him?
Yuan Ji sucked in a sharp breath and stepped back. “But I’m a respectable river god!”
*
Recently, a rumor had been spreading among the major sects.
In the dreaded River of Oblivion lived the only true god in the world. Her power was unfathomable, and the Chosen One, the sword cultivator genius, the beast-taming prodigy, and others were all her disciples.
Even the cruel, violent demonic cultivator who refused to submit to anyone had disguised himself with the secret identity of a paragon of righteousness and hidden by her side, all to improve his cultivation.
When Yuan Ji happened to hear this rumor, he waved his hands again and again. “No, no, don’t make things up. I’m a respectable river god!”
---Coming Soon---
When in Doubt, Trust Science
Bai Siwei was an honest-to-goodness jinx. One day, she was reborn as a pitiful girl with a tragic background and terrible relatives. After finally getting her university admission letter and making her way out of the mountains, she discovered that something was off about this world.
Why was her university admission letter stuffed with brochures like A Guide to Staying Alive and Things You Must Know About Catching Demons, which were clearly unscientific?
After a moment of silence, she took out her newly purchased secondhand phone and scanned the QR code to join the freshman chat group.
Ding! Welcome to the 2023 Demon-Catching Chat Group!
Bai Siwei: “...”
I must have been scammed.
She immediately downloaded an anti-fraud app and made a huge contribution to stamping out this scamming ring.
After the school administrators showed her a great deal of loving concern, Bai Siwei successfully registered at the university.
There were plenty of classes at the university. It was just that the students were a little strange.
In PE class, Student A kept claiming he could fly and used a wooden sword as a skateboard.
Bai Siwei sincerely suggested: “Why not put a couple of wheels on it first?”
In art class, Student B seemed to have a self-harming problem, often pricking their finger and drawing strange symbols with the blood.
Bai Siwei quietly offered them a plate of red paint. “This will look brighter.”
In lab class, Student C was so terrified by a suddenly appearing little animal that they fainted.
Bai Siwei: “...?”
Without hesitation, she raised the brick in her hand.
*
Student A: “Bai Siwei told me to trust science, then flew down from the third floor to grab the cafeteria’s limited-edition chicken leg.”
Student B: “Bai Siwei told me to trust science, then drew a thunder talisman with her bare hands and exorcised a ghost bound to the school.”
Student C: “Bai Siwei told me to trust science, then turned around and smashed a rampaging demon to death with a brick.”
---Coming Soon: Li Li’s Fizzy Water---
A peacock showing off to beg his wife to love him again
A younger, calculating, dark-hearted puppy x a beauty with a very slow reaction time
By a twist of fate, Jiang Li and her ex-boyfriend, Xi Ye, became neighbors.
When they met again, Xi Ye had become a hugely popular, talented singer. Unlike the shy, green boy she remembered, the twenty-five-year-old Xi Ye was arrogant and unrestrained, with cold eyes that seemed to keep everyone at a distance.
But he seemed to have forgotten her.
Jiang Li thought they would continue living as strangers and neighbors, each minding their own business.
But she noticed that Xi Ye was showing up around her more and more often.
The coffee shop downstairs, the nearby movie theater, the art museum downtown, the wetland park in the suburbs...
Jiang Li realized that whenever she mentioned a place to her “bestie,” Xi Ye would appear in her line of sight within half an hour.
An unbelievable guess came to her. She picked up her phone and messaged her “bestie.”
“Girl, I think I’ve met someone I like. What should I do?”
Ten minutes later, the doorbell rang.
Xi Ye, who was usually calm and unruffled, now had bloodshot eyes and a hint of panic in his voice.
“I regret it. Please don’t fall for someone else, okay?”
Jiang Li’s heart gave a sudden leap.
*
One day, a friend request suddenly appeared on Xi Ye’s phone. It was from the woman he could never forget, the love of his life, Jiang Li.
But it seemed she’d added the wrong person. She opened by calling him “girl.”
Xi Ye didn’t tell her the truth. He quietly watched as she shared her life with him.
Then one day he learned Jiang Li’s home address. It felt as if a cat were clawing at his heart, but he reined in his eagerness.
The next day, he moved in next door to Jiang Li and became her neighbor.
He thought he’d be satisfied as long as he could see Jiang Li every day. But then, one day, she told him she liked someone.
Xi Ye tried to hold back.
He couldn’t.
That very day, he knocked on the door next door.
Theme: With hard work, you can ultimately achieve success.
From liking the senior brother to competing for the river god with the senior brother hahahaha
There is no desire to chase anymore. Recently it has been short and not updated for a while
If you put a pre-collection here, it will grow a lot of collections, right? ①"When in doubt, believe in science" Bai Siwei is a real unlucky guy, and she was reborn as a poor little girl with miserable family background. It was not easy to get out of the mountains after receiving the university admission notice. Only then did I realize that something was not right with this world. Why is there such unscientific propaganda as "Guide to Preserving Life" and "Two or Three Things You Must Read to Catching Demons" in the college admission notice? After a moment of silence, she silently took out her newly bought second-hand mobile phone and scanned the QR code to join the freshmen group. Ding~ The 2023 Monster Catching Chat Group welcomes you to join~ Bai Siwei:… I may have been deceived. Downloading the anti-fraud app backhand has made a huge contribution to eradicating this kind of fraud gang. After receiving some love and concern from the school leaders, Bai Siwei successfully reported at the university. The courses in the university are very rich, but the classmates are not normal. In physical education class, classmate A always said that he could fly and used a wooden sword as a skateboard. Bai Siwei sincerely suggests: Why not install two wheels first? In art class, classmate B was suspected of self-mutilation. He often pricked his fingers and drew talismans there. Bai Siwei silently handed over a plate of red paint: This will make it more vivid. In the experimental class, classmate C was so frightened that a small animal suddenly appeared that she fainted. Bai Siwei:...? Without hesitation, he raised the brick in his hand. Student A: Bai Siwei told me to believe in science, but she turned around and flew down from the third floor to grab the limited edition chicken drumsticks in the cafeteria. Student B: Bai Siwei told me to believe in science, and then she drew a thunder talisman with her bare hands and saved an earth-bound spirit in the school. Student C: Bai Siwei told me to believe in science, but she turned around and beat the rampaging monster to death with a brick. ②"Don't bully NPCs" Ting Xia traveled through time and took her heavenly cultivation into a game of cultivating immortals. When other people travel through time, they are either junior sisters or masters; they are either villain leaders or the light of righteousness... But Ting Xia is different. She is dressed as a rookie NPC who is delicate and frail, unable to carry her shoulders or lift her hands. She will automatically explode her equipment when bullied. The good news is: her cultivation is still there, and it is not a problem to dominate the entire game with her cultivation. The bad news is: her cultivation level is too high, and her current body simply cannot bear it. And there are recent rumors that the equipment she explodes has a chance of getting the key to the secret realm. Ting Xia:… Destroy it. Rather than just waiting to be bullied into exploding equipment, it is better to strike first.
That is to say, why don't you get a few peashooters?
Hahaha, it feels good to touch him
I got off work too late and didn't have time to write. I'll update it tomorrow 🐶
I can still see the update [changed][changed][changed][changed]
It has been updated [Chigua], as long as you can write it
I can continue writing, as long as it doesn't collapse, I'll wait.
So is it possible to continue updating?