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Red Garb Sect Membership Requirements:
1. No one with a blood feud will be accepted.
2. No one with a life on their conscience will be accepted.
3. No ugly people will be accepted!!
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New Notice: The Red Garb Sect is spending more than it earns, so recruitment is suspended.
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Red Garb Sect Rules:
1. If you see the sect leader hanging from a tree, lying on the ground, being dragged away, or getting beaten up, don't mistake it for an enemy attack. It's perfectly normal.
2. If you run into trouble, shout for the omnipotent Right Protector. He'll solve all your problems, though you may have to pay some medical expenses.
3. Do not try to take sect property without permission. The Left Protector will hunt you to the ends of the earth.
4. The sect upholds the principle of one Holy Maiden and two Protectors, the Holy Maiden's supreme status, the Left Protector's supreme authority, and the Right Protector's supreme strength.
5. The sect leader is the strongest of all!!
6. The sect leader did not become the greatest martial artist in the martial world by castrating himself! He did not castrate himself!!
7. Protecting the Holy Maiden is everyone's responsibility. Defend our beloved Holy Maiden!
8. Anyone who scribbles on the sect rules will lose a year's wages! Rule 7 is exempt.
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Note: A first-person comedy. Romance develops naturally, and the plot goes wherever it wants. Expect jokes, zero logic, and old-fashioned melodrama. Slice of life.
Theme: Take comedy seriously, and live life seriously
