The Little Immortal Couple I Washed Up

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*****Novel Blurb******

Office worker Guan Yi'an somehow became a disciple of an immortal sect. From the start, she was sent to train in an illusionary realm. Just as she was about to latch onto someone powerful and cling to life, the horsetail whisk in her hand, named Linghe, easily took her out of the realm and even helped her win first place.

After realizing that the powerful backer she needed was right in front of her, she began tending to Linghe every day with a reverent heart, combing its bristles and washing its jade handle. She even hugged it while she slept, terrified it might get knocked or bumped and leave her without support.

She thought she could rely on Linghe to coast through life in the immortal sect, until the day she finished washing it and a dazzlingly handsome man appeared out of nowhere in her room. His eyes were bloodshot as he accused her: "You... you have no sense of responsibility."

Guan Yi'an: "I didn't! I haven't! Don't make things up!"

The next moment, Linghe reverted to its original form and twisted its jade handle in accusation: "Look for yourself. You've scrubbed me raw."

Guan Yi'an: "!!!"

Later, Guan Yi'an learned that this man, who seemed otherworldly and pure as ice and jade to outsiders, actually had eight hundred tricks up his sleeve.

He spent all day finding new ways to cling to her, leaving her not a moment's peace.

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Linghe was an ancient, unclaimed horsetail whisk. While traveling through the mortal world, it accidentally trespassed into a barrier and was sealed in the Guan family's ancestral hall for several hundred years.

It thought it would be trapped forever, but one day it somehow became bound to a woman and turned into her magical artifact.

Looking at this mortal who knew nothing, Linghe only wanted to fulfill its duties as an artifact. It had no intention of opening its heart to her.

But the longer they spent together, the more Linghe realized he couldn't bear to be apart from her.

So he took the opportunity to manifest a human form in her room, only for her to start avoiding him after that.

To keep enjoying a comfortable life, he did everything he could to make sure the woman noticed him:

"I got filthy all over protecting you, so you have to wash me."

"My hair's all tangled. Wash it for me a little more, please~"

"You haven't come to wash me in ages. My whisk bristles have lost their shine!"

Every time he finished speaking, he would immediately turn back into a floating whisk and tumble into Guan Yi'an's arms, gazing up at her with tearful eyes: Master, are you abandoning me?

Guan Yi'an: ...Forget it. I'd better take some health-preserving immortal pills first!

#Help, my magical artifact is too clingy. What do I do?

#I want more than just to open my heart

#The little immortal couple are both cute and fierce, and can fight

[Romance-obsessed male lead who wins himself over vs. female lead focused on ranking up and reaping the benefits]

Note: One-on-one romance, both leads are sexually inexperienced and physically pure.

[A free-spirited, sweet and satisfying story. Don't overanalyze. If it's not for you, please stop reading without telling me!]

1. Because of the male lead's nature, the romantic interactions increase after he takes human form.

2. The setting has mountains of personal worldbuilding. No nitpicking. If you want to argue, you're right.

Blurb finalized on 2023.2.18, revised on 2023.3.27, screenshots saved.

★Upcoming fantasy novel: After Binding Myself to the Sickly Demon Lord. Click the column link to add it to your collection★

Yun Mi had finally comprehended the Dao and ascended, but before she could figure out what to do, she was dragged to the Demon Realm, forced to sign a life-sharing blood pact with the Demon Lord Qi Tianzhu, and told she had to cure him if she wanted to stay alive.

Yun Mi: "I won't..."

The next second, the blood pact glowed, and she was wracked with unbearable pain.

Yun Mi: "I'll save you right away!"

Who knew this Qi Tianzhu was beautiful but wicked, and impossibly difficult to deal with, nothing like the rumors said.

On the surface, Yun Mi was respectful and obedient. In her heart, she only wanted to break the contract and leave as soon as possible, never to see him again.

But even after exhausting everything she had learned, Qi Tianzhu still showed no improvement and kept getting her hurt.

Seeing the red line almost reach her wrist, Yun Mi immediately resorted to a drastic treatment, finally bringing him back from the brink of death.

Yun Mi: "Hehe, now I'll go find that sickly man and break our contract~"

But before she could set off, her vision went black and she passed out.

When she opened her eyes again, her hands were bound, and the familiar Rakshasa mask gleamed coldly, filling her entire field of vision.

Yun Mi: "You broke your word and repaid kindness with betrayal!"

Demon Lord: "You lied to me, deceived me, and toyed with me. What trust or kindness are you talking about?"

After one wild night, Yun Mi discovered that their blood pact had been broken, but somehow she had ended up bound to him by a spirit pact instead.

Yun Mi: "!!!"

When Qi Tianzhu awoke, the room was empty and the bed beside him had long since gone cold.

He immediately followed their pact to track her down, only to discover that all the mortals who knew her had lost their memories, and she had even hidden her aura!

Qi Tianzhu narrowed his eyes and smiled. "Very well. I'll play along."

After hiding in the mortal world, Yun Mi carefully concealed her identity while looking for ways to earn a living.

Just when she thought everything was fine, a fellow traveler abducted her into a room.

Qi Tianzhu, in his true form, had crimson corners to his eyes. He pressed against the mark on her forehead and accused her: "You said you'd cure me."

Yun Mi's mind trembled. "I, I already cured you ages ago!"

Qi Tianzhu sneered and activated the pact, whispering tenderly, "You ruined my reputation, and now you bear this mark of mine. Do you still plan to shirk your responsibility?"

#Some things shouldn't be said lightly. Once you say them, you have to take responsibility to the end#

#I did all this to save you#

#The sickly, beautiful Demon Lord has fallen for her#

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