1. Shen Yunlan is a famous paparazzo in the industry. One night, she falls asleep and wakes up inside a cultivation novel called The Cold-Hearted Senior Brother's Delicate Junior Sister, as the cold-hearted senior brother's
Master...
As their master, she is an untouchable presence in the eyes of the sect's disciples, and the biggest villain in the book.
In the story, the master appears indifferent to worldly passions but is secretly infatuated with the male lead. Watching the male and female leads act lovey-dovey, she develops a sudden inner demon and does everything she can to break them up, ultimately meeting a tragic end with both body and soul destroyed.
Shen Yunlan: ...
If I'm going to die, I want to know why.
Using an invisibility spell, Shen Yunlan goes to see just how cold-hearted her eldest disciple is.
Huh? The one tussling with a demoness, clothes in disarray, is cold-hearted how?
Oh, he was drugged.
Shen Yunlan goes to see just how delicate her little disciple is.
Whoa, she wields a three-foot heavy sword with such force. How is she delicate?
Tsk, looks like it's the demoness whose legs are weak.
Watching with great interest, Shen Yunlan suddenly sees the light: With profound cultivation and so many magic treasures, why bother with romance or breaking up a couple? Wouldn't it be better to return to her old profession?
2. Just a few days later, the front-page headline of the Cultivation World Gazette reads: