On Valentine's Day, Xu Yingshi picked up a new gig: staking out the trash cans in a villa community.
After rummaging through sixteen trash cans, she finally found the diamond ring her client wanted, tucked inside a bouquet.
As she turned around with rotten petals all over her head, she came face-to-face with a man.
To avoid burdening the police station on a holiday, Xu Yingshi quickly pretended to be mentally disabled. "A-ba a-ba, wanna come pick through trash with me?"
The next day, at the dinner table, Xu Yingshi met the marriage prospect her mother had described as six-foot-two, sporting eight-pack abs, and destined to be her perfect match according to their birth charts.
Xu Yingshi: They really are fated. I invited him to pick through trash with me last night.
The man smiled faintly. "Your aunt said you have a wide range of interests. She wasn't exaggerating."
Xu Yingshi's fists clenched. They were getting hard.
If she assassinated him now, could she still preserve her elegant image in the girls' group chat? Asking for a friend. It's urgent.
Marriage first, love later.
A food-zone content creator who thinks nothing matters more than food or saving face x a sharp-tongued lawyer who thinks nothing matters more than his wife.
Theme: Anything is possible.
