A Typical Day of Disasters at Monster High [Nonhuman Characters]

[Original Title: A Not-So-Proper Monster Academy]

I:

Tianfu High School is an elite private school. They say its students are all vicious troublemakers. Teachers who came to apply for jobs were scared half to death and ran off to resign on their very first day. No salary was high enough to make them stay.

The principal was at his wit's end, until a handsome monk in a suit sat down in front of him, expressionless. "Although I've crushed a combat opponent's head with my bare hands, crossed a rainforest alone without getting a scratch, and flown a plane one-handed while shooting terrorists from the air with a 100% hit rate, I believe I have the potential to become a high school teacher."

"Please give me a chance! I'm begging you!" He bowed his head. His chaste, restrained voice wavered ever so slightly under the weight of poverty and his yearning for money.

Principal: "..."

II:

In class, demonic aura filled the air as the students grew animal ears right in front of the monk and tugged on them for fun.

The monk clutched the salary card in his pocket and told himself, It's just black technology, nothing but black technology.

The students fought, and desks and chairs floated up out of nowhere and smashed into one another. Someone's arm was broken by a blow, then grew back in a flash.

The monk clutched the salary card in his pocket and told himself, It's just magic, a trick, nothing but a trick.

The students had terrible grades. They couldn't answer a single question from the Five Years of College Entrance Exams and Three Years of Practice Tests, and they all gave up together.

The monk clutched the salary card in his pocket... If your grades are bad, my pay gets docked, you little punks! A mighty dragon from the heavens, the World-Honored One of Ksitigarbha, demons, prepare to die!

[Suited Brawler Human Teacher vs. Students Who Get Themselves into Trouble Every Day]

III: Couples

★Straightforward, poker-faced White Dragon X Gloomy, insecure Black Snake

"White Dragon, why did you choose that gloomy loner Black Snake as your roommate?"

"Because we both have two dicks." White Dragon, who was always watched by people when he went to the bathroom, spoke with a handsome face as cold as ice. If we both have two dicks, surely no one will peep at us, right?

Black Snake: "..."

Later, when Black Snake kissed White Dragon and entwined with him during mating, White Dragon finally realized that Black Snake didn't have two dicks at all. He had...

★Scheming, seductive Fox X lovestruck long-mouthed Rabbit

"Lord Fox is breathtakingly handsome again today!" Rabbit said, tugging on his long ears as he gazed at him. Fox raised an eyebrow. This rabbit was laying it on thick again, but...

Fox stroked the base of his ear with a fingertip, his voice magnetic. "Little lovesick fool, if you pick up something I threw away, you'll have to be punished." He was delighted to see Rabbit's eyes redden at the corners, his sensitive body trembling all over. "I-I understand. Lord Fox, please stop touching me. I'll... I'll have a phantom pregnancy."

Fox: "..."

What?!

★Overly paternal, stay-at-home-dad Octopus X physically sensitive, world-weary Jellyfish

"Huh, you don't have suckers on your hands..." Octopus looked at Jellyfish with sympathy. What a poor disabled octopus.

Jellyfish: "..."

Octopus reached out a tentacle and wrapped it around Jellyfish, whose human-shaped body was soft to the touch. The suckers left circular red marks on his skin. "Don't be sad. Now you have 'suckers.'"

Jellyfish bit his lip hard. The snowy white tentacles behind him actively wound around Octopus's tentacle, nearly tying themselves into a knot.

★...

Reader's Guide:

1. One-on-one pairing, nonhuman characters, mutual pampering

2. A mixed assortment of multiple couples, all with plenty of screen time

3. A lighthearted, sweet story, roughly half plot and half romance

4. The characters' names are still undecided, hahaha!

5. [Blurb published February 15, 2023]

Theme: The world belongs to every small yet extraordinary life. Humans are not the only ones dancing upon it.