Do You Even Know How Valuable a Cheat Is, Huh?

Blurb

Yun Yuanxi, female, nineteen years old, a pitiful human whom the Evil God has tossed into different worlds to work.

Xi: "…" (inhales, smiles)

Xi: "…Can I refuse?"

Evil God: "What do you think?"

Evil God: "Remember to write a book report. No, I mean, a reflection."

When the Evil God created Xi:

Thinking of how fragile humans were, he set to work with his claws.

A little more speed, a little more physical toughness;

A little more stamina, a little more physical toughness;

A little more attack power, a little more physical toughness;

A little more self-healing, a little more physical toughness;

When he finished, the Evil God frowned.

"Humans are still so weak."

He shook his claws, added a little more physical toughness, and casually encoded the buff "Always Gets Caught Up in Trouble" into Xi's DNA.

Still not enough, so he gave her a bit of divine power.

After all, it wouldn't do to break an interesting toy.

Xi: Don't encode weird stuff into my DNA, you bastard!!!

After that, a few more lines appeared in Xi's little reflection notebook:

"All ability users are crazies and lunatics."

"Demons and demon slayers are all crazies and lunatics."

"All jujutsu sorcerers are crazies and lunatics."

Damn it, Xi clenched her pen in frustration.

"They're all a bunch of [beep]ing lunatics!"

[Note]

There is no romance.

A silly, happy world where everyone is a lunatic. The heroine is from The Story About How I Can Only Live to Thirty, a nineteen-year-old lunatic version without the Evil God's threats. She's extremely overpowered.

The order is Bungo Stray Dogs, Demon Slayer, then Jujutsu Kaisen, with the focus on the Jujutsu Kaisen world.

(1)

"Lost young lady, would you like to die with me?"

After the two of them fell into the water...

"Oh no!!! Dazai-san is trying to kill himself with an innocent passerby!"

That day, Little Bunny Osamu got a beating he'd never forget, while Xi experienced Doctor Yosano's dismemberment treatment.

(2)

"Demon! I'll slay you right here and now!"

"This isn't Blood Demon Art! I told you, I'm not a demon!"

Looking at the fierce-looking Wind Hashira, Xi began to wonder which of them was the real demon.

"Are you sick? I don't drink blood!"

(3)

Looking at the tied-up assassin, she promptly took out her phone and snapped three photos in a row. "Wow, nice physique. Thanks for the treat."

Another day, when the child she'd raised from infancy asked her about it, she took out her phone, then quietly put it away. "…Sorry, I may have accidentally deleted your father's photo."

There's no way she could let a minor see that kind of picture.

(4)

Xi: "Raise a child? No way. Not even in my next life."

Xi: "He's not even my son."

The white-haired man in a blindfold waved his phone, indicating she should check her bank balance.

An amount of XX yuan had been deposited.

Xi: "Come to think of it, of course he can be my son."

(5)

Brain: "She works with Fushiguro Toji without even asking for a title, and she raises his kid for him."

Brain: She really loves him (Toji)!

Xi: I really love money!

(6)

"Megumi, that's your dad!" Xi pointed in amazement at the man who leaped down and flashed through the air onto the head of a special-grade cursed spirit.

"Your dad is flying!"

Megumi: ?

The next second, the man, who had somehow come back to life, stabbed a knife into her head.

(7)

"There's nothing going on between us. You're imagining things."

Everyone exchanged glances, clearly unconvinced. After all, Fushiguro Toji had quite a reputation in the jujutsu world for his relationships with women.

"…" Toji raised an eyebrow and rubbed his lower lip with a half-smile. His words were suggestive. "Using me and then dumping me? What a cold woman."

"Ooh~"

Looking at the crowd of gossips, Xi swallowed a mouthful of wine and quietly unleashed her trump card: "I'm frigid."

"Pfft!" Wine sprayed from everyone's mouths, half of it landing on Mr. Toji, whose legs were bound with blood threads.

Fushiguro Toji wiped the wine from his face. Against the backdrop of coughing all around, he saw the instigator quietly withdraw the bindings on him, raise her glass, and mouth the words with a smile:

"Don't get cocky."

"I'm just cold," he said, drinking the wine he disliked most.

Theme: To avoid being victimized, I decided to victimize everyone else