
The Silly Beauty Doesn't Want to Fall in Love [Infinite]
笨蛋美人不想谈恋爱[无限]
by Li Mei (狸寐)
- Status
- –
- Length
- 181k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
This novel will be released as a paid title on September 19. I hope you'll support it.
Shi Yue is a romance game's romanceable NPC. Although his character is that of a petite, frail, silly beauty, he's so stunning and charming that countless players are completely captivated by him.
Whenever he frowns, countless people spend money to cheer him up.
But then he suddenly gets caught up in a survival game. Faced with unknown dangers and terrifying ghosts, the little beauty can't help crying until his eyelashes are wet...
The livestream viewers find the pretty but fragile newcomer fascinating, yet all agree he won't survive even one game.
Tsk, tsk. A pretty parasitic vine, a little snack for the ghosts.
Look at that slender, pale neck. It'd snap with one bite, wouldn't it?
But the atmosphere in the livestream gradually takes a strange turn.
[Delusional Patient in a Psychiatric Hospital]
The delicate little beauty's eyes turn a gorgeous, rosy red. He curls up and trembles in his ill-fitting hospital gown.
His obsessive-compulsive roommate wipes the blood from the corner of his mouth and cups Shi Yue's face. "What beautiful eyes. If you dare look at anyone else again, I'll gouge them out."
At dawn, a doctor forcibly takes him to the treatment room. The next moment, Shi Yue is pinned against the wall and kissed passionately. "Darling, remember to come in for treatment every day."
He wakes up in a locked room, only to find the person in front of him staring with bloodshot eyes. "Who do you love most?"
[The Sacrificial Bride to the Evil God in a Fairy-Tale Town]
After the Creator God fell, the entire continent fell into the hands of demons. Darkness and madness replaced the fairy-tale town's former beauty and peace.
The annual sacrifice begins, and Shi Yue becomes the prospective bride to be offered to the devil. Blindfolded, he is pushed onto the altar. But after the flames ignite, he hears the voice of a god.
"My most faithful follower, are you willing to offer your soul and love in exchange for divine forgiveness?"
[The Vampire Count's Doll Bride]
[The Beautiful Mermaid of a Coastal Town]
In the end, the NPCs, ghosts, and bosses all say: Shi Yue is my one and only love, the muse of my soul, my moonlight and cinnabar mole. I would prostrate myself at his feet and beg him to grant me a little happiness.
#What?! You can't flirt with NPCs? But they're the ones who keep throwing themselves at me.
Reader's guide
1. Silly beauty bottom X the game master, split into multiple versions, top. The bottom really isn't very bright and relies entirely on NPCs to carry him. He has the beloved-by-everyone, pampered-by-all trait.
2. The top is split into multiple versions, and there will be plenty of rivalry scenes. The further the story goes, the more intense the rivalry gets.
3. The dungeons listed in the synopsis aren't in a set order. I'll add more as I think of them.
Coming soon, please add to your reading list: Don't Bully the Pretty Incubus [Infinite]
Incubi are born seductive and alluring, skilled at bewitching people's hearts.
Chu Yao is an exception. Though he is stunningly beautiful, he is born frail and sickly, coughing every few steps. His boyfriend finds him bland and boring, and his weak body can't take much strain.
After going hungry for a long time, Chu Yao is forced to apply for a job at the Quick Transmigration Bureau, where he becomes a sickly, villainous cannon-fodder beauty in countless melodramatic romance dungeons across little worlds.
Dungeon One:
Chu Yao, a rich young master from a wealthy family, has congenital heart disease and a delicate, frail body. His family has spoiled him into a bad-tempered young man who loves being the center of attention.
But a new transfer student from a poor family steals his spotlight. The aloof, proud top student strikes up a conversation with him, the handsome young master from a privileged family invites him to a birthday party, and even the arrogant, spoiled school bully is willing to protect him.
System: Your task now is to bully, frame, and suppress the protagonist, compete with him for men, and then keep getting humiliated until everyone hates you. In the end, your parents will discover that you were switched at birth and are the fake young master, while the protagonist is the real one. Then you'll be thrown out of the house and die a miserable death... Got it?
Chu Yao nods vigorously and swallows. "Easy! But... Can I pick one of the three to eat with?"
Yet the arrogant, spoiled school bully corners him against the wall, his voice reproachful. "Why do you avoid me every day?"
The aloof, proud top student becomes gentle and considerate, even offering to tutor him.
At the ball, the handsome young master from a privileged family leaves the center of the dance floor just to come over and ask him to dance.
Even the protagonist asks him obsessively, "Big brother, why don't you like me?"
Dungeon Two:
Chu Yao is an omega with a pheromone deficiency. Under current interstellar law, every precious omega must attend a bridal academy after their differentiation, where their marriage partners are assigned according to their grades. But no matter how hard Chu Yao tries, his pheromone deficiency means he can only rank at the bottom.
Vain and money-hungry, he keeps his shabby assigned marriage partner hanging while frequenting upscale social venues to fish for a better catch. At last, he seduces a Federation general and uses his power to sever ties with his original marriage partner. But he doesn't know that the general only likes his face because it resembles his own moonlight, and treats him like a substitute kept as a canary.
System: You need to play a vulgar, money-grubbing cannon fodder, affected and greedy, flaunting yourself as the Federation general's official lover. After the general's moonlight returns, deliberately cause misunderstandings again and again until he despises you completely and throws you into the slums. Then have your former marriage partner, who has already become the Federation's chief executive, crush you like an ant.
The Empire's general, eyes red and voice hoarse, tries to stop him from leaving. "You're the one I love. Can you give me another chance?"
The chief executive kneels with a diamond in his hands and proposes. "This time, it's the style you like. Can we get married?"
After the plot veers off course again and again, the System decides to investigate.
Then it sees the incubus pretending to be fierce as he bullies the transfer student, but sounding so sweet and childish that he has no intimidating power at all; at the general's banquet, his lover insists on attending, and the drunken incubus's heart-shaped tail pops out uncontrollably, so he's carried away in someone's arms.
Well, how could an incubus not be born to make everyone fall for him?
Theme: The greater the unknown risks, the more courage it takes to face danger.
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Can Shou be a little smarter? This is too stupid. Cry.
Please push my preview of "Don't Bully Beautiful Succubi (Quick Wear)" The succubi are naturally charming and good at beguiling people's hearts. Chu Yao is one of the exceptions. Although he was born with beautiful looks, he was born with a weak body. He coughed three times every time. The boyfriend he was dating thought he was dull and boring, and his weak body could not withstand the torture. Chu Yao, who had been unable to eat for a long time, was forced to apply for a job in the Quick Travel Bureau and became the cannon fodder of a vicious beauty in countless cruel sadomasochism replicas in the small world. Copy 1: Chu Yao, the young master of a wealthy family, was born with congenital heart disease. He was delicate and frail. He was doted on by his family and had a bad personality. He loved to be the center of attention among the crowd. But the new poor student stole his limelight. The cool and arrogant school bully took the initiative to talk to him. The school boss from a privileged background invited him to a birthday party. Even the arrogant and playboy school bully was willing to protect him. System: Your current mission is to humiliate, frame, and suppress the protagonist, steal a man from him, and then be repeatedly slapped in the face and warned, making you a dislike to everyone. In the end, your parents will find out that you are the false young master brought in by mistake, and the protagonist Shou is the real young master. At this time, you will be kicked out of the house and die tragically... Do you understand? Chu Yao nodded heavily and swallowed: Simple! But... Among these three people, can I choose one person to eat? However, the arrogant and dandy school bully forced him into a corner and asked in his tone: Why are you avoiding me every day? The cold and arrogant academic master became gentle and considerate, and took the initiative to tutor him in his studies. At the dance, the school eldest son with a good background stayed away from the center of the dance floor, just to come and invite him to dance. Even the protagonist Shou asked him paranoidly: Why doesn't my brother like me? Copy 2: Chu Yao is an omega suffering from pheromone deficiency. According to the current interstellar laws, every precious omega needs to attend the Bridal Academy after differentiation, and a marriage partner will be assigned based on their graduation results. However, Chu Yao, who still suffers from pheromone deficiency, can only get last-class results no matter how hard he works. Being vain and worshiping money, he went fishing in high-end social places while hanging on to the shabby marriage partner he was assigned. Finally, after he seduced the federal admiral, he used his power to directly draw a line with his original marriage partner. However, he didn't know that the admiral just liked his face that resembled the white moonlight, so he used him as a substitute canary. System: You need to play the role of a gaudy money-worshiping cannon fodder, pretentious and greedy, claiming to be the real lover of the federal admiral. After Bai Yueguang came back, you deliberately created many misunderstandings to make him completely dislike you, throw you into the slums, and then let your former marriage partner who has become the first consul of the federation kill you like an ant. The imperial admiral tried to stop him from leaving with red eyes and a mute voice: "I like you, can you give me another chance?" The First Consul held the diamond in his hand and half-knelt on the ground to propose: "This is the style you like. Can we get married?" After many plot line deviations, the system decided to find out. Then it saw the succubus pretending to be fierce and bullying the transfer student, but the sound of milk and milk was no deterrent; at the admiral's banquet, the little lover made a fuss to see him, and the drunken succubus uncontrollably popped out his heart-shaped tail, and finally had to be carried away; Well, what succubus is not born to be a heartthrob? Also, ask what you want to see in the next dungeon. This dungeon has extras. I don't want to write about Western fantasy for the moment. There is a campus forum about supernatural events and a copy of Mountain Village Bride. Which one do you want to read?
What the hell is this also a slice? I'm telling you, you won't have a wife like this (pointing). It won't hurt your wife. You can step back and let me do it.
Is this cover a free picture? Why is there another book with this cover?
I didn't tell you not to scream, just stop it. Why are you so stupid? You have to pull me up and strip your skin and muscles to know what to do.
I saw a preview that I liked but didn't update it: Myocardial Infarction
"Son" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ And in
Very well written, thank you very much
It's okay to be stupid, but it's bad if you don't know how to be grateful.
After more than ten chapters, there are often some sentences that don't make sense.