In her previous life, Jiang Luo committed suicide due to malicious editing in a variety show with children.
The audience scolded her for being a big name and putting on a bad face, but in fact she was just socially terrified...
Reborn on the day when she participated in a variety show with children, Jiang Luo decided to overcome her social fear and join hands with her cheap brother to achieve glory.
Before the show even started airing, there were black fans boycotting it:
"Why did Jiang Luo come to this show? Eat children?"
"Can Jiang Luo take care of a baby? That stinky face will only make the baby cry."
Everyone is waiting to see the joke.
However, when the show started airing, they saw——
Eight o'clock in the morning.
Other people's children are bedridden, and parents have to rack their brains to appease their anger.
Jiang Luo's family took her to practice Tai Chi at six o'clock and told her to wear autumn clothes.
The audience ridiculed: "I'm afraid I don't even know what Tai Chi is at such a young age. I'm just pretending."
As a result, a professional coach posted an article exclaiming: My brother's movements are even more standard than those in textbooks!
Since then, there has been a nationwide Tai Chi craze.
Outdoor survival.
Other people's children can't do anything but act coquettish and cute, their parents are also idiots, and the whole family is thin and out of shape.
Jiang Luo's family has excellent wilderness survival skills, and they forced Jiang Luo to gain ten pounds by feeding her.
Audience: "You dare to eat wild things, aren't you afraid of parasites?"
Rich locals are rushing to buy: Can you sell the endless pheasants and hares? I'll pay 10 million!
A well-known explorer liked and retweeted: The skills shown by my brother are very practical in survival in the wild. Everyone should learn more.
At night before going to bed.
Other people's children had to have their parents tell them fairy tales, but Jiang Luo's family coaxed Jiang Luo to sleep by watching the current affairs news.
The audience exclaimed: Who is taking care of the baby? ! !
"Holding a thermos cup and looking like an old cadre, it's so cute!"
Jiang Luo was surprised: This cheap "brother" looks very much like my father.
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After the death of the billionaire actor Jiang Gan, he discovered that he was the cannon fodder male supporting character in a book, and his daughter was the cannon fodder female supporting character. Shortly after his death, his daughter also committed suicide due to Internet exposure.
After being reborn, Jiang Gan vowed to protect his daughter, but when he opened his eyes, he turned into a cute three-year-old baby.
Seeing that his daughter was going to blow up the kitchen, he had no choice but to move a small bench and finish cooking three dishes and one soup.
The living conditions of the program crew were so poor that he was afraid that his daughter would not have enough to eat, so he made traps to catch pheasants and hares and stewed them to replenish her health.
It wasn't until the newly promoted top star came to eat for the Nth time that Jiang Gan finally couldn't bear it any longer.
The top leader touched his head and said, "Little brat, call me brother-in-law, and I'll buy you some candies."
Jiang Gan held a lollipop in his mouth and said seriously: "I'm her dad!"
Jiang Luo nodded: "He is really my father, my biological father."
Top: "Dad!"
Note:
The "pheasants and hares" in the show are regularly farmed poultry, not wild.
Intention: Embrace family ties