How to Get a He with the Batman Who Laughs

You're a writer of steamy romance. One day, a strange page pops up on your website. You click it without thinking, randomly choose a physical trait for your next heroine, and transmigrate.

You: Damn it, that option was actually your golden finger, and you picked the most useless one: healing!

Bad news: You landed in Gotham.

Good news: You met Batman from the start.

You smile with confidence: This is in the bag.

Batman rescued you and brought you back to the Batcave. You're safe.

Are you really safe, though...?

The Batman Who Laughs (trembling): HAHAHAHA...

The Batman Who Laughs (grinning): Of course, you are safe.

* The final pairing is with the Batman Who Laughs, but there are countless one-sided crushes and a chaotic love rivalry (?)]

* The heroine is a weak, ordinary person from beginning to end.

* Everyone's laughing maniacally, so it's only natural that their mental states are dangerous and their sense of morality is a little low.

* Illogical romantic chaos, with an OOC warning.

Theme: People who smile have better luck