[Western Crossover] The World Is Falling Apart, and Superman Keeps Patching It Up

Clark Kent doesn't have a midlife crisis, though most people do. In the past, he had parents, a car, a house, a wife, and a son. He was also a well-known, award-winning reporter for the Daily Planet. Now he's retired, bought a country cottage, and started living a simple farm life.

The only downside is that unexpected guests show up at home after a busy day.

And not just one. Somehow, there are suddenly lots of them.

Looking at all the men and women in bizarre costumes, covered in injuries, farmer Clark falls deep into thought.

...Well, there are plenty of rooms, so it should be fine, right?

--- A gray figure drops out of the sky and terrifies the little ones in the sheep pen.

Clark: ...All right, at least none of the animals got hurt.

--- A red-and-gold robot crashes through the roof during a thunderstorm.

Clark: Just so we're clear, I can't let this one slide. Do you know how hard it is to deal with a leaking roof?

--- A bald man inexplicably holds up a piece of kryptonite and tells him he has to die.

Clark, shuddering: Get out of my farm!

A few things to know before reading:

In short, this is a story about Clark Kent going from the god of humanity to an ordinary man, and then becoming Superman again.

Clark is powerful and a believer in the power of the mind (?), but he has a bad temper.

The Stardew Valley setting is unusual, and many things will be changed.

Theme: Joy