[Announcement: This novel will be completed and go VIP on Wednesday, June 28. The retroactive VIP chapters start at Chapter 25, so please don't buy them again if you've already read them.]
Hua Ping, a controversial top-tier star in the entertainment industry and a fussy, affected green tea beauty, recently posted a photo of barbecue on his private Weibo account.
After that, he kept posting things related to barbecue. Sometimes it was a takeaway barbecue box, sometimes a self-service barbecue by the river. Even a variety show filmed on location included a barbecue segment.
His fans caught a few clues and dug up the account of a small food blogger whose posts he always liked and commented on.
Then a gossip reporter broke the news that Hua Ping had started a secret relationship with a barbecue chef, who was suspected to be that very food blogger.
His fans went wild.
“How could that be!”
“Our Pingping would never have such bad taste!”
“Some tacky barbecue chef? No way!”
Then one day, a blurry side-profile photo of the barbecue chef leaked, and the food variety show he had filmed with Hua Ping aired.
“Damn, he’s so handsome!”
“I heard he used to be a lawyer! And he’s a rich young master from a powerful family!”
“They look perfect together! Sisters, let's ship them!”
“How can someone be both handsome and good at cooking? Mom approves of this marriage!”
#What do I do when shipping this couple is so sweet it makes my teeth hurt#
#When are the barbecue chef and the green tea top-tier star getting married#
#Another day of crying over the beautiful love between a puppy and a little fox#
Kao Quanyang, the lawyer turned barbecue chef, who had grown used to being a secret boyfriend, looked helplessly at the top-tier star in his arms. “So, what do you say? Sue them or delete the comments?”
Hua Ping rubbed his chin, thought it over, and took a photo of the two of them holding hands with rings on their fingers.
“I’m making it public.”
[Important] Content warnings
1. A cheesy, melodramatic, silly, sweet story. The gong dotes on the shou. There’s a touch of bittersweetness later on, and the shou is imperfect.
2. Not told entirely from the gong’s perspective. The shou’s perspective also appears, roughly half and half.
3. The author has a PhD in unhinged writing. If you can’t accept the leads’ names or the stream of terrible jokes early on, read with caution.
4. The entertainment-industry characters aren’t based on or alluding to anyone real. The variety-show scenes early on contain plenty of food descriptions (it’s not padding, I just really loved eating at the time, orz).
Enjoy the story, keep your comments friendly, and if it’s not for you, please leave. Don’t abuse the author’s turtle. Peace.
Theme: Sweep everything aside and be yourself again.
Hello, all the beautiful sisters of Lujiang! I'm going to test someone with a small vase to extend my most sincere greetings to everyone! In early February of 2023, because of the madness of a certain woman named Gui, we met in Luoyun Town. We tasted the delicacies of the foggy city together, smelled the fragrance of the flowers in the courtyard together, and watched my wife and I fall in love together. Hehehehehehe^_^ Thank you all for your company for nearly three months. I feel extremely lucky to have someone test me. I originally had no hope for love, and I was tired of this world where people compete with each other. But because of you, because of Little Vase, and because of everyone in Luoyun Town, I finally got over my own trauma and cowardice, reconciled with reality, and could boldly pursue freedom and true love. My story is both diss and blessing. I like my life now. Even though, there are some regrets. But as Yanyan said, we just return to calm, that is our normal state. And a few years later, we will still meet again in the universe, so there is no need to be afraid. More importantly, I met him. Hehe, I really like him! I am the best love brain in the world! But so what! It's an honor to be a big fan of Little Vase! Just like my promise, I will always love him, protect him, and prevent him from getting hurt. Our marriage, regardless of form, is forever binding on us. I will always be loyal to him and rely on him. When we become gray-haired grandfathers, it will be worth recalling our stories when we look back. Stop talking, the little vase is calling me brother! (He loves me so much!) Then I wish all my sisters the best of luck, lots of money, and a happy life. The mountains are high and the road is far. See you in the world!
Although the main character's name is random, the story is very interesting! Hahahaha Roast whole lamb with vase, all you need is spontaneity!
? It makes sense here. We are all our own people. Why don't you let me watch the follow-up (twisted)
Don't change your name, it's so cute!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahaha so sweet! I can still read a hundred chapters!
I updated a chapter while waiting for the bus today. I have been training recently (in short, it is to train a messy defense into a beautiful one. It is very intensive, so I don't have time to update it. I will come back when I finalize the final form in the middle of the year)
It's a bit like trying your best and still not being able to do it, so you find reasons to deny everyone who is better than you.
Damn me, I've been so busy lately that I've been crawling all over the place. I'll take a few days off and I'll make up for it in a few days. Don't worry, guys, I won't cheat you~
Wow wow wow, so sweet OuO