A Chuunibyou Never Gives Up

[Tokyo Arc Blurb]

Hibino Shukuya is an utterly ordinary slacker and a not-very-catastrophic Fourth Calamity.

His natural laziness means he doesn't take his current boss seriously, even while undercover.

Rum says to kill someone, and he holds back.

Rum says to cover for him, and he deliberately misses every shot.

Rum says to act normal, and he goes completely bonkers.

Rum says no drinking, and he drinks beer like it's water.

Rum... After his third failed mission, Rum kicks three people over to him and tells him to train the rookies.

Hibino Shukuya: Hello? Do you really think I'm qualified to handle these people?

After a period of getting along “peacefully,” Hibino Shukuya is baffled.

Wait, do undercover agents all join in groups??

How am I supposed to protect all of them!!!

What? Scotch is in danger?

What? Rye is in danger too?

Hibino Shukuya: Heh. Death is canceled. I'm coming to save you.

The trio is deeply moved. Just as they're preparing to propose using the Witness Protection Program to save their senior, Johnny Walker, at the final meeting to dismantle the organization,

Johnny Walker's portrait appears among the crowd.

The trio: ?

Hibino Shukuya: Haha! Bet you didn't see that coming! I went on a mission and died!

The trio: My fists and eyes are swelling up.

The three Police Academy boys who snuck over: It's getting a little chilly. I mean, the tears and the portrait.

?[Yokohama Arc Blurb]

Hibino Shukuya is forced to become a workaholic instead of a slacker.

Huh? You want to know why?

Haha, he's working three jobs: for the Public Security Bureau, the distillery, and the mafia!

To put it simply...

His real job is with Public Security. Then he was planted in the Black Organization as an undercover agent, and now the Black Organization has planted him in the Port Mafia, forcing him to play spy against spy.

This isn't funny anymore, haha.

Hibino Shukuya, now using the alias Hoshino Shukuya, is still in pretty much the same position in the Port Mafia as he was in the Black Organization.

He's still a poor wage slave caught between two big shots (in that kind of voice).

That's right! The Double Black duo is hereby called out!

Hibino Shukuya: Why does someone suddenly jump into the river in the middle of a mission?!

Wait! Chuuya, watch where you're going! That's all money you're wasting!

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While Hibino Shukuya is working hard and doing his best, he discovers a problem.

Why do I have an Ability in this world too?! Are they handing these things out in bulk? I'm just an ordinary Fourth Calamity, okay?!

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[Hoshino Shukuya

Ability: “Dawn in the Darkness.” Can touch objects from other worlds. Specific functions unknown.

Currently affiliated with the Port Mafia. Past unknown.

Report by [Ministry of Internal Affairs, Special Ability Division, Assistant to the Counselor, Sakaguchi Ango]]

Hibino Shukuya: Haha! You didn't figure it out, did you? I'm a player! This is all a game! Objects from other worlds are things from my system shop!

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Hoshino Shukuya: I won't let anyone who crosses my line walk away in one piece.

A month later...

Hibino Shukuya: Haha, bet you didn't see that coming! I died first!

,,,,

Hibino Shukuya quits the game in tears and returns to his normal life.

Then Hibino Shukuya stares silently at the five buildings that have sprung up across Yokohama.

Hibino Shukuya: (on the phone) Hi! Is there any chance our game isn't entirely realistic?

The timid System: Ah... Bad signal, bye!

Hibino Shukuya: The System ran away, and the debt collectors are at my door. How do I keep living without making things awkward or being rude? Asking online. It's urgent.

[Important warnings]

This is the main story I'm updating recently!

Currently drafting.

(Actually, my friend forced me to write it QAQ)

There are one-sided crushes, so it's pure romance. The ending has no pairing, so enjoy without worry!

The cover features the limited-edition green-haired version!

Later he'll have blue hair! There's a cute little System friend on his head!

The protagonist just dyes his hair. Kids, don't imitate him.

Theme: The wind will always be free