I Heard You're Badmouthing My Wife?

[All bonus stories and extras are in the special bonus section. A 1% subscription rate unlocks everything~] Yun Xunlan was once the top healer in the cultivation world, known as the Immortal Venerable Xilan. But no one knew that he had a System bound to him, and he had to get insulted by someone once every day or risk suddenly dying. After he rose to the exalted position of Immortal Venerable, no one dared insult him anymore. As a result, Yun Xunlan failed his tribulation and was struck dead by heavenly lightning. He was reborn in an interstellar world as the Empire’s third prince, the dream alpha of billions of omegas across the galaxy. He is even more powerful and noble here than he was before, and absolutely no one dares insult him. Yun Xunlan is constantly at risk of sudden death. Fortunately, just before he comes of age at eighteen, the royal family decides to protect him by selecting a group of elite alpha soldiers from the Imperial Army to serve as his personal guard. When an attendant shows him a livestream of the guard selection, Yun Xunlan sees an alpha answer the examiner’s question: “What would you say are your strengths that make you fit to stay by the Third Prince’s side?” The alpha raises an eyebrow. “I can fuck anyone until they’re reduced to a dog, begging on their knees.” Yun Xunlan’s eyes light up. That’s the one! - Everyone in the Empire knows that Major Yu Chen of the royal guards can’t stand to hear anyone insult Third Prince Yun Xunlan. Whenever he does, he flies into a jealous rage like a man whose wife has cheated on him. He won’t rest until he’s beaten the offender to a pulp. Every day, he’s either arguing online with Yun Xunlan’s haters or challenging them to a fight. Later, Yun Xunlan undergoes a second differentiation from alpha to omega, and Major Yu Chen successfully “marries” into the royal family. Only then does everyone realize that Major Yu Chen can’t stand to hear anyone insult him because he loves the Third Prince so deeply. Yu Chen: No. When someone insults my wife, it genuinely feels like I’ve been cheated on. Yun Xunlan: *At a loss for words.jpg* - In a nutshell: The bottom wants to use the top as a tool to complete his System missions, but the top mistakenly thinks the bottom has a special fetish and is madly in love with him, then wins himself over through sheer imagination. “Who knew the dignified Immortal Venerable had two faces?” Teasing, calculating bottom (Yun Xunlan) x sharp-tongued king of self-delusion who wins himself over (Yu Chen) [This book has a 70% anti-piracy ratio and a 24-hour anti-piracy delay] Reader’s guide 1. One-on-one pairing, both are each other’s first and only, happy ending, alternate setting with lots of original details. 2. Both are alphas at first, then it becomes alpha/omega. The bottom changes from A to O. This is a necessary plot point and won’t be changed, and I can’t spoil it for now. 3. The top has a sharp tongue and swears, but “under normal circumstances” he won’t insult the bottom (except in special circumstances♂). If that bothers you, please avoid this book. 4. Romance-focused story with lots of relationship development and relatively little plot. “I would be your second star. Even if every other star in the universe goes dark, I will keep burning for you, guiding you along our orbit until the very last moment.” Let me recommend my new ongoing story, which you can read by visiting my author page. Please add it to your reading list =3=~ [How to Become a Great Demon in Hell]: Beautiful, wicked little demon bottom x professional demon-bullying dragon top. Size difference + skin-tone difference = a demon who’s naturally into dragons Blurb: Enoch is a nasty little demon in the Western hell. He hears that to become a great demon of hell, he must commit sins more terrible than those of the Seven Demon Kings. So Enoch decides to take a risk and steal the treasure and provisions of a hell dragon, starting with the sins of greed and gluttony. But while he’s eating the stolen food, the hell dragon catches him and forces a collar around his neck. Enoch has to stay in the castle as the dragon’s little slave to make up for the loss. Enoch immediately flies into a rage. “It’s your fault for hiding your treasures too well. I couldn’t find them, so I got caught. Why should I have to be your slave?” The dragon: ? Enoch continues arrogantly. “Besides, I’m still hungry. You, go cook two more dishes for me.” The dragon: ? The dragon cooks and eats the food himself. Enoch gets jealous. “Why do you get to eat so much? You should give it all to me. You’re not allowed to eat a single bite!” The dragon counts his treasures that night. Enoch gets jealous again. “Why are you so rich? I should steal it all. You’re not allowed to keep a single gem!” But when the dragon is injured in a fight with another Demon King, Enoch doesn’t care. The dragon: “Why aren’t you jealous anymore? You should say, ‘I should take all those wounds for you. You’re not allowed to get even a scratch.’” Enoch: “I’m committing the sin of sloth right now. I’m too lazy to talk to you. If you’re bored, go cook two dishes for me.” The dragon: ? Enoch commits many sins, but still doesn’t become a great demon. He can only try the last resort: climb into the dragon’s bed and commit the sin of lust. The dragon: “I think you have a real talent for becoming a lust demon. Keep it up.” Enoch: “Okay! Have everyone in your castle line up and wait for me, one by one. I’m going to become the great Demon of Lust!” The dragon: ? After a long time spent being lustful, Enoch still hasn’t become a great demon. Enoch: “WHY! NOT!?” The dragon: “Because you’re not lustful enough.” Enoch: *Tears in his eyes, continues working as a succubus.jpg* Theme: The collective interests of humanity come before all else.