The ancient divine dragon Zhao Li had spent hundreds of years diligently cultivating and was just about to take human form when an unstable landing sent him crashing into a Western fantasy world.
When Zhao Li woke up, he found an elf looking at him with concern.
"Student! How can you skip class and go beyond the borders? It's crawling with zombies out there!"
It turned out this was a Western fantasy continent on the verge of decline.
The homeland the elves had protected for generations had been attacked by demons, and they were constantly plagued by zombies.
The elves naturally rose up to fight back and established a battle academy to train young people willing to take up arms.
Zhao Li happened to transmigrate into the body of a human child who had been taken in by an elven elder.
Zhao Li: This is kind of interesting.
But after living for so long, how could Zhao Li put up with a life of studying from eight in the morning until nine at night? As a laid-back dragon who demanded a high standard of living, he needed a way to level up quickly.
So he looked at the rules in front of him:
Kill a hundred zombies to skip one test.
Kill a squad of zombies to receive a scholarship.
Kill a demon to skip the graduation exam.
Kill the Demon King to get a job at the academy and enjoy a life free of worries.
He fell into deep thought.
From that day on, an unheard-of name mysteriously appeared on the demons' exclusive list of evil spirits:
He would cook the zombies he killed into hot pot and feed it back to the zombies. He would make candied hawthorns and hang them outside the city walls, where the zombies could see them but not reach them...
One day, a demon was unlucky enough to be captured. Facing Zhao Li, a notorious torturer, he said disdainfully, "Hmph, I'm immortal."
Zhao Li: I know. [smile]
The next day, Zhao Li made the year-end rankings with a series of demon-exclusive versions of stinky tofu, luosifen, and other Eastern delicacies.
The Demon King at the top of the list: Stay away from meeeee!
tips:
1. The protagonist just looks young, but is actually number one in combat strength, playful, inhumane, and neither wholly good nor evil. Don't be fooled by appearances [lights cigarette]
2. The demons' hierarchy is: Demon King > demon > zombie
3. There's no most torturous, only more torturous
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