What Could a Happy Puppy Possibly Do Wrong?

[Cold, scheming bodyguard X happy-go-lucky airhead]

To keep his young master in line, the old master hires a tall, long-legged, stone-faced bodyguard.

The bodyguard is strong, and the young master gets grabbed by the scruff of his neck every day. So he gets a bright idea: humiliate him with money.

"Hey, will you do anything if I pay you?"

"A hundred bucks. Rub my feet."

"A hundred bucks. Be my phone stand."

"A hundred bucks. Feed me grapes."

"Don't use the hand you rubbed my feet with!"

As time goes by, the young master realizes this handsome block of wood is awfully useful. He can do all sorts of things.

When he hears the old master is arranging a marriage for him, the young master bursts into tears.

He comforts his handsome guy: "Don't worry. I won't abandon you."

"I'm doing practice problems right now. Once I pass, I can stand up to that old man!"

"Waaah, this advanced math is so damn hard!"

The young master storms over to his filthy-rich arranged fiancé's house and rails at the refined older man who looks vaguely familiar. "A grown man going after a kid! Have you no shame? Break off the engagement! Break it off!"

The older man presses his lips together. "I thought you had feelings for my younger brother..."

"Don't you 'younger brother' me. Even if Judy showed up, it wouldn't matter," the young master says, nearly in tears. "I'll tell you the truth: there's already someone in my heart. He's stingy, dumb, quiet, sharp-tongued, always tattling on me, and steals my phone, spicy strips, and donuts, but I just really, really like him!"

Pfft!

A laugh suddenly comes from behind the folding screen.

Theme: The abbot taught the little monk that when he meditated, he should imagine himself as a soup dumpling, so he wouldn't fidget. - Han Jinliang