The Silly Girl Married the Male Lead's Uncle

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Coming soon: What Do I Do? My Live-In Boyfriend Is a Robot! The blurb is at the end. Please add it to your collection.

A tough, earnest girl who grew up in a remote mountain village comes from a family of fighters and possesses incredible strength. Taking on a group of brawny men by herself is no problem. One day, she transmigrates into a novel where she runs while he chases, and she has nowhere to escape, becoming the story's heroine, Cheng Yi.

By a twist of fate, she draws the original novel's deranged male lead to her.

The male lead offends a powerful figure for Cheng Yi's sake, and that figure reduces him to a miserable stray.

Another woman appears and slaps the male lead hard across the face. His lip splits, but he nonchalantly wipes away the blood and calls her, "Sis."

The woman scolds him coldly: "She's just a woman. Look at the pathetic state you've gotten yourself into!"

The woman gives Cheng Yi a sharp look. The male lead shields Cheng Yi behind him. "Sis, she's timid. Don't scare her."

Cheng Yi: ???? Who are you calling timid?

The first time Qi Bingzhang sees Cheng Yi, he watches her expressionlessly take down his eldest niece and second nephew, along with four bodyguards from Country A. One punch knocks one person down, one kick sends another flying. Her moves are so smooth and stylish.

He narrows his eyes and smiles with interest.

His eldest niece always has a cold expression, as if someone owes her tens of millions. His second nephew is always snapping like a mad dog. If you ask him, they both need a good thrashing.

Well, this girl is interesting.

He asks her, "Want to be my personal bodyguard?"

Cheng Yi asks, "How much does it pay?"

"Fifty thousand a month."

"Deal!"

A few years later, Qi Bingzhang, dressed in a white suit, walks up to Cheng Yi and says with an affectionate smile, "Little one, from now on, I'm yours."

Cheng Yi strokes Qi Bingzhang's head. "Don't worry. From now on, whoever bullies you, I'll beat them up."

Qi Bingzhang: ... Never mind. Why waste my breath on this little dummy?

He takes Cheng Yi's chin and kisses her slowly.

Coming soon: What Do I Do? My Live-In Boyfriend Is a Robot!

A new post appears at the top of a forum: Help! I Think My Live-In Boyfriend Is a Robot!

"My boyfriend and I have been living together for a month. Please, I need everyone's help figuring out whether he's a robot!

1. He doesn't lose any hair, and the length hasn't changed at all this month. It's always exactly the same.

2. Every morning, he goes to the bathroom at the same time and spends exactly 20 minutes there. When he comes out, there's no sign the toilet was used. There's an outlet in the bathroom. I suspect he's secretly charging himself in there.

3. He inexplicably bought a bottle of engine oil. When I asked what it was for, he stammered and couldn't explain.

4. He's huge and great in bed... almost too great.

5. He's too smart. No matter what subject I ask about, he can answer everything: astronomy, geography, physics, chemistry, history, politics, and so on. I suspect he downloaded a massive database of knowledge into himself.

Update: 6. I found a screw in the bed yesterday. I suspect it fell off my boyfriend."

Every comment below says some variation of "Hahahahaha," "Number 4 is the best," and "Having a robot boyfriend sounds great! How come I never found one?"

Six months later, the post is updated again.

"Update: 7. I don't think he's a robot after all, because I'm pregnant (laughing and crying)."

Two years later, the post is updated again.

"Update again: 8. I think he really is a robot, and our kid seems to be one, too."

Cheng Jiajia looks at her daughter's chubby, grinning face and at Shi Gui, whose CPU is overheating from nervousness and making his head smoke. She calmly puts down her phone.

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