This Cat Refuses to Be Cannon Fodder!
猫猫拒绝当炮灰！
by By the Luo River (洛水伊畔)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 186k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[This book will enter completed premium serialization from Chapter 19 on May 21. The whole book costs just 3.8 yuan. Thank you for supporting the official version! P.S. My new book, My Good Son Keeps Running Off While Pregnant [Quick Transmigration], is currently updating. My prosperous and beautiful darlings are welcome to follow it and let chapters pile up!]
Bai Lan is an NPC in a tragic romance novel. Given a second life, she goes from an anonymous cannon fodder character to a... very famous cannon fodder character.
One day, Bai Lan spots a Cannon Fodder Survival System gathering dust in a corner and raises an eyebrow.
They could have just sent her to her death, but instead they gave her a survival System.
Fine, she's cannon fodder. She accepts that. But if it's a Cannon Fodder Survival System... "Why did I still die?"
The System answers matter-of-factly, "Because the Host is not cannon fodder related to the novel's main plot, so she is outside the scope of the System's services."
Bai Lan laughs in disbelief. "There are different ranks of cannon fodder now?"
She refuses to be cannon fodder!
So...
She accidentally swallows the greatest Boss's merit in the Netherworld, and after being reborn, she ends up bound to the main villain.
She becomes the greatest Boss's cat, with a chance of being promoted to a villainous Boss herself at any moment.
By day, she goes to school and matches wits with the heroine. At night, she turns into a cat and helps the great Boss build his villainous enterprise.
She embarks on a path from cannon fodder to villain.
The working cat's rules:
1. Be the most thoughtful cat and cheer up the great Boss.
2. Be an around-the-clock tool and take care of the great Boss's villainous work.
Bai Lan dutifully plays the villain's biggest fan. With her furry paw resting on the empire she built for the villain, she cries out, "The world is ours!"
The great Boss, fluent in cat language, looks at his cat in puzzlement and falls into deep thought.
Did I adopt a cat with a terminal case of chuunibyou?
Gradually, Bai Lan realizes something is wrong. She may have taken the wrong job.
Why... did she and the great Boss save the world?
And what's even more messed up is that she was the mastermind behind the world's destruction?
[Seemingly soft and cuddly kitten, actually a clear-headed Demon King × seemingly gloomy main villain, actually a beacon of righteousness and savior]
This is probably a story about a Schrödinger's villain who adopts a real Demon King cat.
[Also known as My Cat Wants to Live the Good Life with the Villain and The Cannon Fodder Cat Survives by Switching Careers to Villain]
My Good Son Keeps Running Off While Pregnant [Quick Transmigration] blurb:
A young god has been stolen.
Someone abducted the god's little cub to another world, and the cub thief keeps running off with the cub in tow.
The little worlds can't withstand the god's power, so the god can only take the form of a fluffy animal and use a fraction of that power.
Since the cub thief does a decent job raising the little cub, the god reluctantly accepts him as a rebellious older cub. The older cub is raising the little one, so he's still a good son.
So the god imitates how the animals around him treat their young females and tries to raise (and win over) his good son.
But in the end, the god is shocked. I treat you like my cub, but what do you treat me as?!!!
1. The hapless educated youth sent to the countryside and the reborn scheming little cub
Everyone knows that Lin Jingzhi, the male educated youth in the Qingzhu Brigade, is a sucker. He picked up a useless little girl and treats her like a treasure, better than other people treat their own sons.
Ask him about it and he'll just smile. "This child brings good fortune to the family."
The villagers scoff. They say the girl is ill-fated and brings misfortune to her family. She makes Educated Youth Lin run into a bear in the mountains, get robbed on his way down, and never enjoy a peaceful day.
That is, until Lin Jingzhi helps the police catch a large-scale poaching gang with the girl, and walks away with a mountain of reward money. The family who abandoned her ends up behind bars for poaching and regrets it bitterly.
The villagers watch Lin Jingzhi with envy. His daughter really does bring good fortune!
There's just one downside to being so popular with giant pandas: one panda decides the child is hers. Once the three of them become a family, Lin Jingzhi looks puzzled. Why is his daughter's panda mother so naturally the breadwinner?
A maximum-strength, sweet-natured panda mother × a frail, scheming male educated youth
2. The top-tier star forced to leave showbiz and the adorable child from a comparison show
The top-tier star who left showbiz amid a storm of scandals is trending again: #ProofLinJingzhiHadAChildOutOfWedlock#
People realize the child is the arrogant little princess from a variety show who everyone disliked. Haters make snide remarks: Like parent, like child.
Lin Jingzhi produces a paternity test and adoption papers, disproving all the false rumors. After a long day, he gets home to find that the affection-starved child has already adopted a cat as her mother.
To keep Lin Jingzhi from disturbing their cozy mother-daughter life, his "filial" daughter and her cat mother team up to keep him busy. The whole family ends up famous across the internet.
A sweet, healing, miracle-working black-and-white Maine Coon × a depressed and disillusioned top-tier star who turned villainous after leaving showbiz
3. A corrupted big shot from the divine realm, a rebellious good-for-nothing cub, and a little bird mother.
Other worlds to be decided.
Later, Lin Jingzhi realizes that the villainous daughters in all these worlds seem to be his own daughters.
The fluffy creatures who keep trying to find him a mate aren't trying to find one for him at all. They're raising him as their cub...
Theme: Even ordinary people can step forward and become heroes.
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I have an older son who is very good at raising children, so I gave him the child to take care of. Who knew people's hearts are evil, so he ran away with the baby in his arms!! I am angry!! Do you want to see how I can get my child back? Then click on "The big boy always runs away with his cubs [Quickly Travel]"~ The copy is below↓ The god's cub was stolen. His cubs were abducted to other worlds, and the cub thieves always took the cubs and ran away with them. The various small worlds could not bear His power, so He transformed into fluffy animals with only a small amount of power. Seeing that the cub thief was raising the cubs well, He reluctantly accepted him as a rebellious cub. The cub took care of the cubs, so he was still a good big boy. So he learned how the animals around him treated young females and tried to raise (please) the older ones. But in the end, the god was shocked: I treat you like a cub, what do you think of me?!! 1. The unjustly planted educated youth sent to the countryside and the reborn little black-hearted cub Everyone knows that Lin Jingzhi, a male educated youth from the Qingzhu Brigade, was taken advantage of. He picked up a money-losing girl as a treasure, which was better than what others would do to their biological son. When asked, he smiled and said, "This child is prosperous in the family." Everyone pooh-poohed and said that this girl's fate was so tough that Lin Zhiqing encountered a bear when he went up the mountain and was robbed when he came down the mountain, and he never lived in peace for a day. Until Lin Jingzhi and his daughter cooperated with the police in arresting a large-scale poaching gang, the bonus was soft. The family who abandoned their daughter was in tears behind bars for participating in poaching and regretted it. The villagers looked at Lin Jingzhi with envy. His daughter was really prosperous! One disadvantage of Taizhao giant pandas is that some pandas recognize babies as cubs. After forming a "family of three", Lin Jingzhi looked strange. Why did his daughter's panda mother support the family so naturally? The force value is max, the silly panda mother × the weak and sinister male educated youth 2. The young cubs who were forced to withdraw from the circle and were in the control group of cute babies. The top celebrity who left the circle and became a hot search topic after having all kinds of negative information flying around is: # unmarried childbirth real hammer# Everyone discovered that the child was an unpopular and arrogant little princess. The yin and yang of anti-fans: Sure enough, children will be just like the kind of parents they are. Lin Jingzhi released the paternity test and adoption certificate to dispel all false rumors. After returning home after working for a long time, he saw that the child who lacked love had accepted the cat as his mother. In order not to let Lin Jingzhi disturb the warm life of mother and daughter, the "filial piety" daughter and the cat mother worked together to keep Lin Jingzhi busy, and the family became famous all over the Internet. Healing sweetness, strong power and miracles, cow Maine Coon cat × depression, blackening and withdrawal from the circle top 3. The darkened boss of the God Realm, the rebellious loser cub and the little fat little mother. Other worlds to be determined. Later, Lin Jingzhi discovered that the villain daughters of these worlds seemed to be his own daughters. The stuffed animal that often courted him was not courting him, but just raising him as a cub...
If the battery reaches 5%, it shouldn't be enough to scan the QR code and pay and then turn off the phone (thinking face)
Bang, light the fairy wand, clasp your hands towards the moon, and start to mutter (crazyly): Collect, collect, you are a mature collector, you must learn to rise on your own. Woo woo woo. You haven't moved for a long time. (Noodle tears) Give me a star for the author's cuteness and wallowing (crazy). XX
Isn't it a vest? This is so interesting to write.
Wu San: It was the wrong payment after all!
Is it true that... No one... Goes to the next door... To have a look... (Cat's head sheds tears)
Damn it, I couldn't do it without calling him back on the spot.
Wowhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Damn, I hope to catch the opening of your next book. This one is really great (//?//)
I am a little cat from the cat star, and I am now trapped on the earth. Please be kind enough to click on the pre-collection of "The Second Generation Has a Plush Mother", collect it, and send your children home. Thank you for your contribution to the cat star and the universe! The copy is below↓ When Lin Jingzhi woke up, he found that he had a biological daughter. The daughter was small, soft and cute, and she looked just like him. Ding~Daddy system is successfully bound! The host must find a blood-related daughter in each world and correct her bad habits. Lin Jingzhi spent a long time shopping in a shopping mall open to newcomers before choosing a blood relationship antidote. He immediately used it on himself, and terminated the biological blood relationship with the little milk baby next to him. System: "??? How can we defeat you like this!!!" Lin Jingzhi picked up the baby next to him and said, "I can raise a baby, but I only have one daughter." The first world: educated youths going to the countryside in 1970 and panda mothers taking care of their babies A strange male educated youth came to the Weijiang Brigade. He liked to raise other people's girls. No, everyone in the village saw it. He brought back the money-losing daughter of the village head Chen's family who had thrown it into the river. He fed her milk powder and ate meat paste, which was better than what others would do to their own children. When asked, he smiled and said, "I have a kind heart and cannot bear to see my children suffer." From then on, people in the village, intentionally or unintentionally, brought their children to hang out in front of this honest man. But I saw a flower bear (panda) holding a white baby in its mouth and grinding against it. The villagers said: "!!!" They didn't dare anymore. The second world: a modern black and red actor and a Maine Coon cat mother raising her babies. The three-no actor whose scandals are flying all over the place is on the hot search again: # unmarried childbirth real hammer# Lin Jingzhi submitted a paternity test, and it was clear in black and white: Lin Jingzhi was ruled out as the biological father of xx (child's name). One day, Lin Jingzhi came home after finishing several weeks of filming. When he saw his babbling daughter, he said his first words: "Mom!" Well, to a Maine Coon cat. In order to prevent Lin Jingzhi from disturbing the warm life of mother and daughter, the filial daughter and the cat mother worked together to make Lin Jingzhi busy and become the best actor. The third world: The young emperor and the brain-axe mother take care of the baby. The fourth world: The great magician of Western Fantasy and the dragon mother take care of the baby. Later, Lin Jingzhi discovered that the girls in these worlds seemed to be his own daughters. My daughter's plush mothers are also the same mother, dear...