After I Became the Heroine of an Angsty Novel

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Wen Luo transmigrates into a heroine from an old-school angst novel, which itself is part of a melodramatic, heart-wrenching story. Not only is she hated across the internet, but before long the male lead will rip out her heart and kidneys to give to his first love. After torturing her in every way, he delivers the classic line: "You only lost a kidney, but Nian Nian lost love!"

Wen Luo wearily lights a cigarette.

The only way to deal with these idiotic male leads from old-school novels is to teach them a lesson with the iron fist of socialist justice.

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The first domineering CEO glares at her with bloodshot eyes, gritting his teeth. "How dare you hit me?!"

Wen Luo kindly reassures him in front of all the guests: "I hit you because I hit you. Did I have to wait for a special day?"

CEO No. 1: "..."

The second domineering CEO curls his thin lips into an evil Nike-style grin and tries to force her into submission. "Girl, you can't escape me."

Wen Luo tosses the stick in her hand. "Go ahead and scream. Even if you scream yourself hoarse, nobody's coming to save you."

CEO No. 2: "??"

The third domineering CEO wants to take her kidney and give it to his first love. "You owe her this!"

Wen Luo immediately calls the police, sending him behind bars in tears. "Fighting crime is everyone's responsibility."

CEO No. 3: "??...??"

In the end, looking at her three brothers, all of whom have met a grim fate, dead or injured, Wen Luo is thoroughly satisfied. That's what you call the light of righteousness!

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The System gives Wen Luo a golden finger that lets her bind herself to anyone and share their senses.

On her way home from selling vegetables, Wen Luo finds a man in the neighborhood's trash pile. She brushes his hair aside and takes a look. Oh, wow, it's the great villain, Pei Gui.

In the novel, Pei Gui had a miserable childhood: his father didn't love him, and his mother didn't care for him. As an adult, he rose to become a domineering CEO, able to command the world with a wave of his hand. Everyone trembled at his name.

What a coincidence! Wen Luo immediately binds the villain to herself.

So later, when the male lead forces her to donate blood to his first love, the villain arrives with a cold laugh and protects her.

When someone bullies her, the villain snaps his fingers, and the skies turn dark for the powerful.

When someone plots against her and she gets caught in the trap, the villain... uh... maybe he doesn't need to come?

But the villain comes anyway.

Wen Luo, the rag doll: Don't ask. Let's just say I regret everything.

At first, Pei Gui despises this arrogant woman who has him under her thumb. Later... he willingly bows his head and lets her order him around.

*Dramatic, silly, and shamelessly cool CEO

[Upcoming Story]

In her previous life, Yun Cheng was a tough girl who danced her way to a Cullinan by waving her hands. Then she transmigrated into an old-school mash-up novel.

The heroine is a fragile white lotus from a youthful angst novel, gazing at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle to keep her tears from falling.

The male lead is an invincible hero from a comeback-and-face-slapping novel, the kind who says, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west. Never bully a poor young man."

And her? She's passerby A, who tells the heroine, "You're the first woman the young master has ever brought home."

She's passerby B, who tells the male lead, "Crawl through my crotch."

And then she's passerby C, D, E, F, and G.

Yun Cheng drops her bowl. Who the hell has to play four, five, and six roles? Do people think you're an idiot just because you don't have a flashy name?

She can't let her dignity as the founding matriarch take a hit. She's going to revive nonconformist literature!

So she tells the heroine, "Can you hold your head high? Don't waste your tears on a dog."

Then she tells the male lead, "If Heaven grants me glory, I'll be even more arrogant than Heaven!"

A few years later, Yun Cheng leads a whole crew of underlings, waving her hands and lighting up the night with lasers.

Theme: The light of righteousness