The Dragon-Prince Hero Can Hear My Conversations with the System

→_→ This is a silly comedy ←_←

Also known as: I Never Spoiled the Plot for the Protagonist, I Take Every Cannon Fodder Villain in Web Novels, How Did Taking Them All In Turn Me into the Male Lead's Wife?! Wait, I'm Straight!, The Male Lead of a Web Novel Is Terrifying Once He Gets a Clue

Everyone dies eventually. Some deaths are weightier than Mount Tai, some lighter than a feather, and some... are like trying to revive a dead horse as if it were alive...

For the nine hundred and ninetieth time, the System looked up at the heavens: I must have been possessed when I accidentally bound myself to Jiang Zhiting, that walking disaster who deserves to be struck by lightning!

This time, Jiang Zhiting was playing the aloof beauty. He turned around and found that the System had once again become a black mochi with no visible eyes. Without hesitation, he went back to being himself. "Why are you looking up again? Trying to borrow another five hundred years from Heaven? By the way, do Systems even have a lifespan? Five hundred years might not be enough. Look, we're already in a world of immortals, so it ought to be..."

System: "..."

Long Aotian, the real aloof beauty standing nearby, could hear Jiang Zhiting talking to the System. "..."

[Motor-Mouth, Goofy, Snarky Straight Bottom x Taciturn, Cold-Blooded Long Aotian Top]

An Unofficial Interview

"Hello. Do you consider yourself a villain?"

"Of course not! I often save the protagonist from danger... Uh... Never mind where the danger came from."

Please note before reading:

One-on-one, happy ending, goofy and sweet

① Lots of original details, no logic, total nonsense...

② If you feel uncomfortable while reading, just leave. Don't force yourself, and don't leave comments. I don't accept writing advice. I know exactly what's wrong with it. This is as good as I can do (Xiong Er voice pack).

③ The whole story, including the bonus chapters, is about 200,000 words. Just a few bucks, so feel free to read!

Thanks for reading. Kisses to all the lovely readers who have this book in their collections. Mwah! O3O

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