Why Could I Never Meet an Immortal?

1,

Yu Changxuan, an Immortal Venerable who cultivates the ruthless path, is revered by the world as a sage, but behind closed doors he's a cold-blooded hypocrite with no heart.

He descended to the mortal realm and took in a dying boy as his disciple, doting on him and raising him into a noble gentleman as pure as the moon reflected on a pine-covered stream.

By day, Yu Changxuan patiently guides the boy's wrist as he teaches him swordsmanship and calligraphy. He would pluck the stars and moon from the sky to place in the boy's hands.

But no one knows

At midnight, he cuts open the boy's heart and places inside a wicked seed that will drive him to demonic cultivation.

With blood soaking his chest, he remains expressionless. "Isn't killing you worth it if it lets your master ascend to immortality?"

2,

Qi Zhiyin knows his master is deeply calculating and nothing like the kind, gentle man he appears to be, yet he throws himself into that man's arms like a fledgling returning to its nest.

His master is ruthless, cruel, and has slaughtered countless people.

He loves the cold fragrance that makes his heart race, even when his master's white robes are stained with blood and he breathes kisses against his neck.

His master is callous, sly, and always plotting several moves ahead.

He loves the chill in his master's gaze, and how it turns honey-sweet with affection only when he looks at him.

He knows his master is a wicked man skilled at seducing people's hearts, yet his master's favoritism convinces him that he is beyond the man's schemes.

Until that man thrusts a sword through his heart!

That day, his master kills his disciple to prove his Dao and ascend once more.

And he, his resentment undying, descends into ghosthood and becomes a Ghost King.

3,

Yu Changxuan thinks that after killing his disciple, he will rise to great heights and enjoy a smooth path to immortality.

But one day, he wakes up on the Ghost King's bed. The slightest movement makes the chains around his ankles jingle.

He looks up and sees the disciple he abandoned standing beside the bed.

The sword that should have slit his throat has instead torn through his white robe.

The hand he once held in the name of a master now roams over his waist and along his spine.

Their tongues and teeth entwine, and muffled, wet sounds fill the room.

For the first time in his life, Yu Changxuan feels fear. His white jade body flushes with desire.

How could an Immortal Venerable accept losing his virginity to a man?

He suppresses his panting and tries to tempt him: "A Yin, kill your master and avenge yourself."

"Avenge myself?" A callused fingertip brushes the reddened corner of Yu Changxuan's eye. "This disciple only knows that your kindness is as vast as the sea. I could never repay it."

As they grapple, the evil ghost bites down on that beautiful collarbone, then slowly sucks away the beads of blood that well up there.

Yu Changxuan tilts his head back, his voice hoarse and rough. "I cultivate the ruthless path. You cling to me with such shameless, romantic desires, but in the end you won't get anything you want."

With blood on his lips, Qi Zhiyin lets out a low laugh.

"This disciple has never dared ask for much."

"I only hope my master will treat me as he did before: deceive me, lie to me, take pity on me."

[Cold-hearted, career-focused beauty of an Immortal Venerable (bottom) vs. an inescapable, sweet-faced, black-bellied mad Ghost King (top)]

#Wicked master vs. abandoned disciple#

#False sage vs. true madman#

Screenshot record: 2023.1.30

[Reader advisory]

1. 1v1 happy ending, both are virgins.

2. The top and bottom have mutual feelings. Neither character is perfect, and there is much more to the story behind the bottom killing his disciple.

3. Yu Changxuan, Qi Zhiyin

4. My own take on cultivation, with mountains of original worldbuilding.

Upcoming: "Diary of the Other Woman" Blurb

[Unconventional upbringing / arranged marriage / big bad wolf, fatherly top x cool beauty bottom with a self-destructive streak]

1,

Wen Lanyun grew up in an orphanage and has a warped set of values. He's the other man who intrudes on someone else's marriage.

That marriage was nothing but a forced match, and Wen Lanyun and his older brother loved each other. He doesn't think he's done anything wrong.

As the other man, he makes no effort to hide his feelings, and soon the wife comes looking for him.

To his surprise, the wife, rumored to be old and ugly, turns out to be extremely handsome and youthful.

Good news: before he can start feeling threatened, his older brother runs away from the wedding.

Bad news: the husband keeps him as a hostage.

2,

The rich and handsome eldest son of the Sheng family is ordered by the old master to marry the grandson of an old friend.

Their friends all laugh at him. The grandson is a man, raised in an orphanage, crude and uncouth, and suffering from severe delusions: he's imagined an older brother based on himself.

Sheng Wenjun doesn't give it much thought.

Even if the little lunatic is crazy, they can just put him in a psychiatric hospital. The old master is bedridden and won't live much longer. Once he's dead, breaking off the engagement will be a matter of minutes.

Sheng Wenjun meets his young bride in a squalid, damp room covered in mold. The boy wears clothes washed so often they're worn thin, but his features are cool and his gaze indifferent. Only when he looks at Sheng Wenjun does he seem like a lunatic, his eyes filled with hatred.

Sheng Wenjun narrows his eyes. Instead of sending the little lunatic to an asylum, he turns the car around and takes him to his own villa.

3,

Everyone knows that Sheng's eldest son is not only homophobic, but also despises anything forced upon him.

Some say that his methods are ruthless, and the little lunatic won't survive.

Others say that there's a psychiatric hospital deep in the mountains with a place already waiting for him.

Wen Lanyun has indeed been in the mountains lately, but at Sheng Wenjun's estate.

The curtains are drawn tight. Sheng Wenjun, always so imperious in public, kneels in a darkened room. He rests on one knee before Wen Lanyun, his sticky gaze licking over every inch of the fine skin he has carefully nurtured himself.

Sheng Wenjun holds Wen Lanyun's hand and pushes a ring onto his finger. "Lanyun, you've been playing the tragic lover for years. Don't you think it's time to switch roles?"

Wen Lanyun replies calmly, "Switch?"

Sheng Wenjun says, "I'm tired of playing the husband. How about I become the other woman's lover?"

4,

Wen Lanyun loves his older brother so much that when his feelings overwhelm him, he kisses the man's lips through the glass of a photograph.

Sheng Wenjun loves his older brother too, but he thinks Wen Lanyun is filthy. So he always kisses the lips Wen Lanyun kissed on the photograph, forcing the other man to return the kiss to the husband.

#Scheming, guiding, fatherly CEO top vs. cool, resilient young man with a mental illness

#Big lunatic vs. little lunatic

#Old fox vs. little bot

[Reader advisory]

1. 1v1, both are virgins, with a nine-year age gap. Their romance develops after they are adults.

2. The bottom thinks he's the other man, but will actively give up on that idea later.

3. A pathological romance containing a small amount of narcissism. The older brother is a figment of the bottom's imagination, and looks just like him, so the bottom unconsciously overlooks his own appearance for a long time.

4. Not based on any real people or events.

5. Screenshot record: 2026.4.19

Theme: Establish a heart for heaven and earth, and a destiny for the people.