God, could anything be worse than running into your high school crush at the police station?
Oh, of course there could.
Maurice Blair took a small sip of the steaming instant coffee in his hand, thinking with a heavy heart.
For example, being told that your stalker ex-boyfriend is actually a deranged serial killer who has already cut out the hearts of four men. Or awkwardly locking eyes with your curly-haired high school crush, whose gaze keeps darting around, while desperately trying to come up with a good reason for why you've been out of touch ever since you moved away.
Um... How about pretending to have depression?
△ Highlights:
1. Primarily Criminal Minds. Why are there so few fics for such a great TV show?! (Sobbing and crying while cutting off my own thigh.jpg)
2. Top POV. The protagonist is purely sapiosexual, and his values are a little skewed.
Theme: Obey the law and strive to be a good citizen
