After I Became a Ghost, I Joined the King of Hell on a Variety Show About the Supernatural

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Blurb for the completed novel, My White Moonlight Turned Out to Be the Dragon-Slaying Protagonist:

Sang Yihuan transmigrated into an unfinished novel about a dragon-slaying protagonist.

She didn’t become any of his confidantes, though. Instead, she became the vicious cannon fodder who tormented the male lead in the early chapters.

System: “You just need to support the male lead until he reaches the peak and the story is complete, and then you can return to the modern world!”

Sang Yihuan nearly dropped to her knees before the System. “I just beat the dragon-slaying protagonist black and blue, and even stole the opportunity that would have set him on the path to immortality. Now you’re telling me to become his lackey? Isn’t it a little late for that?”

System: “How about you stop struggling and just die? I’ll find someone else.”

“I suddenly feel like I can still be saved.”

To stay alive, Sang Yihuan trained hard and gave every good thing she got to Xie Yang, hoping the dragon-slaying protagonist would ascend as soon as possible.

Marrow-cleansing pill? Give it to him!

Natal spirit beast? Give it to him!

Sword cultivation techniques? Rare spirit plants? Give him everything!

With her and the System’s help, Xie Yang finally entered the immortal sect and became a once-in-ten-thousand-years genius.

Just as Sang Yihuan was happily watching the progress bar, Xie Yang’s confidante was captured by the demons. When she returned, her Golden Core had already been destroyed.

Sang Yihuan dutifully went out with Xie Yang to search for medicine.

But as they searched...

A sharp, icy sword pierced her dantian. Through the pain, she vaguely saw Xie Yang’s frost-cold face.

The sword plunged deeper. She clearly felt Xie Yang take her Golden Core.

System: Host, I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Sang Yihuan: I’m already this miserable, so of course I want the good news.

System: The good news is that we can leave this world.

Sword Venerable Qingyao disappeared the day before he was to succeed as sect leader.

It was said that before disappearing, he held an extinguished soul lamp in his hand and acted like a madman. He dug out Song Ling’s recovered Golden Core, slaughtered the entire sect, and became a traitor whom everyone despised.

He had fallen to demonic corruption.

In the snow that night, the land was strewn with the dead and dying.

No one would ever forget the sight: a demon, wrapped in bloodied robes, kowtowing with every step and pleading like a helpless young beast for someone who had long since died to come back to life.

A softhearted, tough-minded sunshine heroine who loves pretty faces x a beautiful, powerful, tragic male lead who speaks sweetly but is secretly cruel and obsessive

Both are each other’s one and only; a groveling pursuit of his wife

Blurb:

Jiang Zhiyu was once a top-tier celestial master, so famous that ghosts fled from her wherever she went.

But because of that, now that she has become a wandering spirit, the evil ghosts she once dealt with are eager to tear her limb from limb.

Fortunately, Jiang Zhiyu is still outrageously powerful, so beating them back is no problem.

The one thing she hadn’t anticipated was that wandering spirits needed incense offerings, and no one was offering any to her.

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After sneaking a taste of some incense offerings, Jiang Zhiyu somehow acquired a chubby little son, along with a real King of Hell for a husband.

Even more unexpectedly, she and her King of Hell husband both ended up on a supernatural variety show.

As soon as she stepped onstage, before she could even see who the other guests were, her little one threw himself into her arms. “Mommy!”

The comments quickly filled with messages:

[This is a supernatural variety show, you know!]

[Can anyone appear on a supernatural variety show these days?]

Luckily, Jiang Zhiyu stayed true to her original intentions. She covered her little one’s eyes and earnestly asked the evil ghost, “Would you like to purchase our spirit-cleansing service? Safe, reliable, and affordable. Not 988, just 1988.”

The evil ghosts: Just give us a quick death, thanks.

With a series of stunts, from drawing talismans and exorcising ghosts to sealing haunted houses and summoning spirits to help the police solve cases, Jiang Zhiyu successfully changed the show’s image.

The audience: Is it too late to start worshipping Jiang Zhiyu?

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Later, after accumulating enough merit to restore her true body, the first thing Jiang Zhiyu did was run off with the little one and secretly raise him.

Who knew that the next day, the child’s father, the King of Hell, would come knocking?

That was when she learned that the little one wasn’t human at all. He was the Book of Life and Death, which the King of Hell could sense.

Jiang Zhiyu was stunned. “How many years in the Underworld would I get for stealing the Book of Life and Death?”

Ji Huaijun: “Thanks for asking. Just be my wife.”

Special note:

A fictional world, entirely invented by the author

Not a traditional healing story

A straightforward, theatrical celestial master x a sharp-tongued, tsundere King of Hell

Theme: Strive toward a better life