Oh No! My Wife Is a Blade of Grass

My next novel, "Transmigrated into the Villain Who Was Forced to Dote on the Tragic-Novel Heroine," is now underway. "The Young Lady Flirts and Then Runs" is also open for follows. Parallel world, loosely based on reality, one-on-one, happy ending. No real-life inspirations, please don't draw comparisons. Thanks for your support. A seemingly aloof botanist top x a gentle and adorable in public, but cool and ethereal fairy-herb goddess bottom. Marriage first, love later. Same-sex marriage is legal. Both are 26 (the goddess is 300 in the immortal realm). At 26, Lu Yujia became a specially appointed professor at A University. She had been outstanding since childhood, and everything had always gone her way, but lately, she kept striking out in blind dates. With her gravely ill grandmother full of regrets, Lu Yujia chose to enter a marriage of convenience with Su Zhiren, a writer recommended by her former mentor. After they registered their marriage and started "living together," Su Zhiren's gentle schemes came one after another. She was so considerate that everyone envied Professor Lu. Lu Yujia was utterly confused, until she gradually discovered her wife's little secrets: she was afraid of fire, salt, herbicide, and even the burnt-herb jelly her niece casually mentioned. After learning that her wife was actually a fairy herb, Professor Lu was torn. She was shocked and curious, yet couldn't help inching closer. It was impossible to resist the goddess Su's true charm. Later, she learned even more of the goddess's secrets: delicate and soft, sweet and juicy, tender and delicious, with a voice that could make anyone swoon... A carefully cultivated spirit plant had mysteriously vanished from the fairy herb realm. Su Zhiren was tasked with investigating, and her search led her to A University. When she learned Lu Yujia might be involved, she deliberately approached her, hoping to earn her trust and gather more information. But after becoming Professor Lu's "wife of convenience," she not only experienced the warmth of human affection, but also felt the thrill of being cherished above all else. The adoration in Lu Yujia's eyes, the tenderness on her lips, and the warmth of their intimate moments became memories Su Zhiren couldn't let go of. The goddess, who had always been detached and never burdened herself with love, decided to become Lu Yujia's true wife. First version: March 8, 2023. Current version: July 28. Screenshots saved. [Reader's Guide] 1. Both are each other's first, and both are virgins. They each have their own motives at the start of the marriage. 2. I don't agree with defining characters by labels, and I don't cater to purity-police readers. You can't please everyone, so I won't list triggers. Readers with many triggers should use their own judgment. 3. Information about plants is based on online research or made up. It all serves the story, so please don't nitpick. 4. As agreed, this novel will go premium this Thursday (July 20), with three chapters released that day. Thanks for supporting legal reading. 5. 70% anti-piracy lock, with the timing and method chosen at random. Theme: People and nature should live in harmony.