What Is It Now, My Lady?

Zhou Song was an utterly ordinary office worker and a famously good-natured person. He never fought back or talked back, had no strength to speak of, and was poor with no ambition. At least he wasn't especially handsome, or he might have become another disposable victim in some melodramatic gay novel, casually abused by the cast of men.

As it turned out, he did become a disposable victim in a gay novel...

"Where Can the Heiress Run?" was a gay novel with multiple male leads, packed with melodrama, coercion, and groveling after a breakup. Jin You'an was its protagonist: after her family fell on hard times, she was forced to leave her mansion and live on the streets. In the end, after a string of men deceived her, she rose from the ashes to kick her scumbag exes and punch the crazies into submission.

Zhou Song was transmigrated into the role of a contract worker employed by the Jin family. The sadder part was that he'd signed a five-year employment contract.

So now he was about to move into a shabby, cramped rental with the beautiful young heiress and protect her from perverted men.

Zhou Song: .

...But could someone explain why, after he'd finally endured all the hardship and worked his butt off to protect the heiress, she threw herself at him with a shy smile and lifted her skirt?

Zhou Song: ...Why do you have a dick?!

The heiress: Are you not satisfied? I think I'm pretty well-developed.

Zhou Song: ...It's great, but there's no need for that.

Reader's Guide and Content Warnings

1. Cross-dressing heiress top x mild-mannered, good-hearted bottom

2. The top is a heartthrob at first, while the bottom is very easygoing and gets bullied easily. If that bothers you, please think carefully before reading. Don't blame me... I've given you fair warning.

3. 1v1

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Coming soon: "I Have a Crush on Your Husband"

Blurb:

I have a crush on your husband. Could you give him to me?

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Tang Xiao was a little demon from childhood, using his cute face to get away with anything. He feared nothing and no one...

Except Bai Fei.

Not only was Bai Fei the neighbor next door, he was also Tang Xiao's older brother's classmate. He had a sour expression and wasn't in the least bit charmed by Tang Xiao's ridiculously cute face.

All he ever said, coldly and without mercy, was: "Have you done your homework?"

Tang Xiao: ...

Damn it!

Tang Xiao couldn't stand him, but because Bai Fei was an excellent student, his parents were always entrusting him to Bai Fei, hoping he'd turn out just as successful.

Luckily, Bai Fei went abroad after graduating from high school and soon got married there. When Tang Xiao heard about the quick marriage, he scoffed at Bai Fei's life choices.

But then Bai Fei returned home with his husband, and Tang Xiao saw how Bai Fei's husband indulged him in every way, practically feeding him and polishing his shoes. That was when Tang Xiao began to appreciate the benefits of marriage.

And so he developed a crush on Bai Fei's husband!

Tang Xiao: I have a crush on your husband. How about giving him to me?

Bai Fei: Sure.

Tang Xiao: ?

Bai Fei: Just become my wife.

Tang Xiao: ...?

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Bai Fei had always thought Tang Xiao was a very troublesome child.

This was evident in his excessively round eyes, excessively fair cheeks, and excessively soft lips... They were all proof.

Bai Fei was always strict with him, scolding him and keeping him in line, because he didn't want Tang Xiao to be so outrageously cute in front of other people.

But Tang Xiao never listened.

Later, the disobedient Tang Xiao kissed him. Bai Fei became a troublesome person too, selfishly claiming Tang Xiao as his alone.

My Tang Xiao.

Bai Fei silently repeated those words in his heart through countless days and nights to come.

Reader's Guide:

1. Naive, willful bottom x emotionally reserved top

2. The top isn't married. That was a lie. The man in question is his junior colleague

3. Childhood sweethearts, with a school romance

4. 1v1, both are virgins, with a three-year age gap

Theme: Work hard to earn money, and love healthily