[Comprehensive British and American] What Should I Do If I Get Called the Guy?

I am a short video blogger. Suddenly one day, I received a call from a foreigner telling me that I was adopted by Bruce Wayne. Hiss... Such a familiar name... Before I could remember where I'd heard that name, I was in Free America in the blink of an eye. Okay, the time-travel drama that is particularly famous on the Internet is finally my turn... Ha... Haha... The bat symbol projected into the darkness told me where this place was. This is not a place suitable for time travel! Mother! Save me! I finally remembered who Bruce Wayne is, ha, isn't he the guy whose superpower is "I am rich." Before I could panic or sigh, there was a sound of glass shattering, and the bat symbol in the night sky flashed twice reluctantly, and finally disappeared. The bat light went out...? I:? What the hell? Mission: Nothing is impossible.