[Comprehensive British and American (Main HP)] Real Records of Hogwarts Tour Group

I, Voldemort, never thought that Fu Sheng could be so miserable. ... I was deceived to death by a man named Severus, and in the end it was just because of a woman... Me: You told me damn long ago that you would betray me if I killed her, so I wouldn't kill her! ! ! Me: Fuck you&~:_-'(#;:-&@&%~;$... ... It's okay, I can bear it... ... I, for the sake of eternal life, will be shaved from now on... Wrong, try again. ... In order to live forever, I made a Horcrux to split my soul and abandoned my handsome appearance... In the end, all the Horcruxes were destroyed by a bad old man and a young boy, and the main soul was killed by the reflection of the Avatar I used. It's okay, I can bear it... …But… Can't you fucking let me rest for a while after I die? ? ? Huh? ? ? What the hell is this Hogwarts tour group? ? ? What the hell is this magical awakening? ? ? What are Marvel and DC? ? ? Explain it to me clearly! ! ! Does the devil have no human rights? ? ? Can't the devil have a retirement life? ? ? I can fuck you (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ "Of course you have no human rights," said a certain Porter. "You really don't have human rights..." Liduo said. "Ignore them, Lord Voldemort," said a certain Malfoy. "Ah? When did you have human rights?" Said an unknown game character. "Oh," said a certain Stark. "..." A certain Wayne... Oh, he didn't speak. I;: Don't do whatever you want just because Avada can't kill people now! I'm the devil! Demon King! ! ! Everyone: "... Hey hey..." Me:…… me :) Damn it, I won't play anymore! ! ! Concept: A Voldemort corrupted by the modern Internet