Three Kingdoms: Laughing in the Clear Breeze

I suddenly transmigrated and wandered into a peach grove, where I saw him, the legendary "honest, simple fellow"?

Why did he beat me half to death as soon as I arrived? I ran, and bumped into the legendary villain who was fleeing for his life? Why is he so, uh, devastatingly beautiful?

I tried to run again, but then some young pretty boy insisted on dragging me off to war. Waaah... I don't want to be friends with you people!!

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