Husband, Say Something!

Formerly known as "Mr. Sloth" Mu Mu's husband is an iceberg beauty. He usually speaks no more than three sentences and no more than ten words in one sentence. Sometimes he doesn't speak at all. After being married for a year, he had seen her husband talk the most when he was in bed, but once he got out of bed and lifted his pants, he turned back into an iceberg. Mu Mu couldn't figure it out many times. Did this person have any objections to him? Until one time when he went to pick up her husband after he was drunk outside, he was hugged tightly by the always cold man, and he said aggrievedly: "Why did my wife come so late? I'm so cold that I'm shivering." Mu Mu was stunned for three seconds, then turned around and called: Hello police uncle, my husband is missing. The second time I noticed something unusual about him was when he was too excited in bed and he accidentally hit his head. Mu Mu got up without even wearing any clothes and looked at him, but he covered his head and complained: "You beat me, and you hit me on the head. My mother said you hit someone without hitting the head. Hitting the head is not smart. I want to tell my mother that you hit me!" After saying that, he lifted the quilt and got out of bed naked. Mu Mu forced himself to go out to look for her, only to see him squatting in the corner of the balcony and complaining: "Mom, my wife hit me, well, it hurts to hit me on the head. Why don't you smile at him, he can't do anything, it hurts me." The third time she noticed something unusual about him was that he was drunk again, crying on the bed with tears streaming down his face. Mu Mu couldn't bear it anymore and asked him what he wanted to do, but he cautiously replied: "I won't talk to you because you think I have an accent." Mu Mu held his forehead and sighed, "Why don't you have an accent here? This is an authentic dialect!" * Gu Yan's family background was not good when he was a child. When he went to college, he was laughed at by his classmates for speaking with an accent. Gradually, he developed the habit of not talking much. Even if he did speak, he would only speak in simple words without a serious accent. Later, when he got married, he was afraid that his wife would dislike him for speaking with an accent, so he spoke even less. The most he could say back to him was a "hmm", which was forced out of his throat. But one morning when he woke up, he found his wife staring at him. He was so frightened that he almost called her mother. Fortunately, he held it back, but unexpectedly his wife spoke: "I'm awake. Did you sleep peacefully? I didn't sleep well last night. Do you know?" Gu Yan was shocked and calm in his heart. He went to the restaurant with a cold demeanor as before, but found a bowl of spicy soup on the table. He felt panicked, thinking that his wife seemed to have discovered something. But how did he find out? How strange! Everything is slow for a few beats, the north attacks × Everything is three points hot, the south is affected 1. Shuang Jie, Sha Glyphs 2. The second draft of the copy will be retained on September 17, 2023 Pre-received pictures. Thanks to Mrs. Bs for providing them free of charge. Intention: I like you no matter what you are